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Summer_Mirza

FunnyJokeBook No one makes a lock without a key. That's why God won't give you problems without solutions. 10:09 PM Jun 2nd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1071 others
FunnyJokeBook Simon says jump! Simon didn't say land, you're all out. = Shortest game of Simon says. 10:24 PM Jun 2nd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 947 others
FunnyJokeBook Paper cuts are so small, yet so evil. 12:42 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 718 others
FunnyJokeBook During a test, I look up for some inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. 3:57 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1297 others
FunnyJokeBook Lazy rule = If it isn't on the 1st page of Google, it doesn't exist. 4:42 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1327 others
FunnyJokeBook Dear computer, If I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing? 6:12 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1175 others
FunnyJokeBook A teenagers music will tell you more about them than their mouth ever could. 6:42 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1401 others
FunnyJokeBook I wonder how many strangers have pictures with me in the background. 8:13 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1085 others
FunnyJokeBook Why I hate school = 5% Annoying people. 5% Shitty teachers. 90% It's not Hogwarts! 8:28 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 981 others
FunnyJokeBook Facebook rule #1 = If I'm not in it, don't tag me in your damn picture. 8:43 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1047 others
FunnyJokeBook Dear Hogwarts, please send me a new letter, I think Sarah Palin shot my owl. Sincerely, it's not my fault I live in Alaska. 11:58 AM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 283 others
FunnyJokeBook Deja vu = When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. 12:13 PM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 901 others
FunnyJokeBook *Waiting for the bus* Guy: "Did the bus come yet?" Me: "If the bus came would I be standing here?" 12:58 PM Jun 3rd via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 701 others
Jenna_MMarbles Every girls dream = To eat without getting fat. 12:00 PM Jun 2nd via web Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 1724 others
awkwardposts Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. 1:00 PM Jun 3rd via Buffer Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 390 others
TeenagerBook A good friend listens to your adventures. A best friend makes them with you. 1:00 PM Jun 3rd via TwitDrip Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 738 others
FunnyAskTweets In class = 5% Paying attention. 12% Playing with a pen. 21% Checking people out. 62% Daydreaming of what I could be doing if I wasn't here. 1:00 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 112 others
ohteenquotes I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, YOLO.' 1:01 PM Jun 3rd via SocialOomph Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 413 others
ComedyPosts Getting excited when you open the fridge after your mom went shopping! :D 8:00 AM Jun 2nd via Buffer Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 2413 others
OMGYouTeen So, today I cleaned my room. Turns out..I have a floor. #OMGYouTeen 1:02 PM Jun 3rd via Twuffer Retweeted by Summer_Mirza and 26 others