SukiYeagley
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Overheard therapist talking to friend, "Honey, you know narcissists do not have relationships, they have audiences."
10:18 AM Dec 14th
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New word: "Twatted". When someone you respect & idolize stops following you. In a sentence, "Beyonce just twatted me".
5:55 PM Dec 10th
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our little lime's 1st day of pre-school. Hubby and I dropped him off with tight hugs, then we bawled our eyes out in the parking lot.
4:59 PM Dec 9th
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Thought I was having a conversation with Tommy Lee last nite at a Christmas party, but then finally realized it was Rick Springfield. My bad
6:41 AM Dec 9th
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RT @: The wife and I have agreed: We won't get divorced until the gays can.
7:50 AM Dec 6th
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RT @: my hands are so dry, i could crush them up and use them as kitty litter
5:50 PM Dec 2nd
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I think my husband knows I'm on to him, he saw his golf club sticking out of my purse!
3:36 PM Nov 29th
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Here we come Lego-land, San Diego!
9:26 AM Nov 27th
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Found a used ovulation kit in my dressing room today. Sony Studios needs better maid service.
9:50 PM Nov 24th
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Are Kathys' offended by the phrase, "a Chatty Kathy"? as much as Susans' feel umbrage toward the kitchen swivel, "a Lazy Susan"?
9:04 AM Nov 22nd
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A comedy widow's Friday night... hot tomato soup, grilled cheese sandwich & cracking open the spine of a new novel. mmm, Perfect.
6:21 PM Nov 20th
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I would swap my SAG card for a proper attic.
9:49 AM Nov 9th
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I buy the best birthday cards from inside car washes.
9:18 PM Nov 7th
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I feel like a first wife, trapped inside a 2nd wife's body, but without the monthly payments.
6:03 PM Nov 5th
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Thanks, FG! RT@fredgoss Susan should be on the new 200 dollar bill. Then in hip hop lingo we could all say, I gotta get me some Yeagleys!
7:58 AM Nov 4th
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RTSarahKSilverman All I want in life is to have had good friendships & to have gotten my face on money. The simple things (Please no Pesos!)
7:51 AM Nov 4th
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If I was an ear doctor, the sign hanging outside my practice would read, "Hear Here."
11:45 AM Nov 3rd
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Man on plane just blew his nose into the Sky Malls catalogue. I must put G-4 on my Santa list.
1:36 PM Nov 2nd
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- Happy Halloween, Twitterers! A family that clowns together.........
1:19 PM Oct 31st
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@ Welcome to Twitterland, Jim! tweet tweet.....Susan & Kevin
12:15 PM Oct 29th
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in reply to JimCarrey
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- Name Susan Yeagley
- Location Hotel California
- Bio an actress who tries not to be actressy. I love butter and CNN!
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