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SuicideJazz

  1. it must be really depressing to be the guy from the franchise who is willing to be in the prequel that the star isn't about 8 hours ago via web
  2. three fireworks and one hundred million furiously terrified seagulls 1:23 PM Jun 3rd via web
  3. last vegas 11:48 AM Jun 3rd via web
  4. suicide as a variety of roadtrip 8:57 AM Jun 2nd via txt
  5. diatribe on social injustice not playing well to this audience. at least the baby had the decency to cry #w&d 7:01 AM Jun 1st via txt
  6. in defiance of calendar, maypole still erect. number of advocates of workhouse system overheard: 1 #w&d 6:45 AM Jun 1st via txt
  7. first magical experience of pushing baby in pram marred by fact babies are heavy and prams are stupid #w&d 5:59 AM Jun 1st via txt
  8. almost certainly the only person here wearing more than one shade of nail polish. the application is appropriately rustic, however #w&d 5:44 AM Jun 1st via txt
  9. how in the name of god have i never seen the video for Y CONTROL by (the) yeah yeah yeahs before now? 1:58 PM May 30th via web
  10. reliving my teenage years by going to the pet store dressed all in black and hanging out with the live food 3:27 AM May 28th via txt
  11. tumblr is the Ghost World of websites 3:36 PM May 27th via web
  12. these skippety bippety olives taste just like something else and i don't know what. it might be puke. 5:17 PM May 24th via txt
  13. the expression shared by people in the back of convertibles 9:51 AM May 24th via txt
  14. sometimes it feels like "guess who said that? there you go. whatta ya think of that?" 6:21 PM May 23rd via web
  15. i guess i don't always like the intonation implied by a -- attribution 6:14 PM May 23rd via web
  16. "the truth will set you free but first it will piss you off" -- gloria steinem 6:05 PM May 23rd via web
  17. is there a hosepipe ban in effect? asking for a friend 4:54 PM May 23rd via web
  18. should we be calling them zedbras 10:00 AM May 23rd via web
  19. can you use an oven to re-dehydrate stale crackers and thereby restore their crispness? 3:37 PM May 22nd via web
  20. heard a cat sneeze 10:37 AM May 22nd via txt