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  1. Secret cookie party.
  2. Hey supposedly big bar night! Go fuck yourself.
  3. I'm Scott Brinch, and I approved this message.
  4. Movie night at the house tonight. Feature presentation is Inglorious Basterds. Come on by. Not right now though, I'm still at work.
  5. Hey Massachusetts, you know that chill you just got? I'm back, bitches.
  6. Oh space blanket. You keep me so warm. I love you.
  7. Off to Maine until Sunday. Music for the ride is all Small Brown Bike all the time. Maybe some A Life Well Wasted podcasts too.
  8. The robe is on in this special early morning, shortened edition of HWF. Also, this may be the best morning. Space ships and planets.
  9. There be internet here! Also, whales.
  10. I am in an epic struggle with the internet. Where's my battle axe?
  11. Blurry.
  12. It's weird that they cancelled the Pats game this week and it never happened...
  13. This may be the best day ever.
  14. Oh yea, this week's HWF tunes were The Juliana Theory and Boys Night Out. Don't judge.
  15. I'm issuing a formal fuck off (FFO) to the man I saw yesterday driving a Mercedes-Benz with the vanity plate "BITTER"
  16. I need suggestions for an iPhone case please. I don't want to break this one too. Thanks.
  17. The lesson I learned yesterday: If you're a drunken asshole but you lie about it, everything works out in the end.
  18. Midnight Chinese Food Leftovers: A Love Story
  19. What the fuck is going on with 495 north? Someone must explain this to me immediately.
  20. "That is my new favorite camel."