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  1. @mirabrooke The choir this morning was AMAZING. Great work!!
  2. Life was a lot more fun when I cared less about what people thought.
  3. Just had a random craving for a Fakin' Bacon BLT from The Grill in Athens, GA.
  4. DYING from the cute. http://bit.ly/QCO9T
  5. "MY friends don't call them Smarties! They call them Farties! Ha ha ha ha ha!" #fridaynightwithfiveyearolds
  6. @mdchronicles Exxxxxactly.
  7. You know it's going to be a great day when you get an e-mail from a self-professed "adult baby."
  8. A shameful secret from my past... http://bit.ly/thhlm
  9. Absolute PROOF that a fool and her money are soon parted. http://bit.ly/2lmILU
  10. @petecossette It was you? I KNEW IT!
  11. To the a$$hat in the F-16: Thanks for breaking the sound barrier, dude. Did it not occur to you that it might be NAPTIME down below?!
  12. I get some weird-a$$ e-mails. http://bit.ly/39QT2O
  13. @mom101 Punky said "Poo poo" as a "P" word when I was in the class volunteering last wk & the teacher had to write it down. THAT'S MY GIRL!
  14. "Poops out money that's mine." Priceless! http://bit.ly/PN0Ou
  15. LOVE THIS. Moms with two or more will, too! http://bit.ly/PN0Ou
  16. REALLY want these in red. Too extravagant? http://bit.ly/1h4kQq
  17. Three days post-Halloween. I feel like putting a sign over my front door that says "Abandon hope of nutrition, all ye who enter here."
  18. Punky came in last in her class run yesterday. She explained sadly to a mom, "I was trying to run faster, but my legs wouldn't help me."
  19. Just told my mom I couldn't accept her Facebook friend request for security reasons, because she doesn't have a picture. BWAH HA HA HA HA.
  20. Halloween recap, with photos! http://bit.ly/ay7Pe Is anyone else annoyed by those parents who DRIVE their kids from door to door?!