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  1. PUNKY: I think God made me the chosen one. ME: What's that mean? PUNKY: I think I'm supposed to save the world. By fighting or something.
  2. Both my little ones are at daycamp! I have the place to myself! All! To! Myself! And I'm.... lonely.
  3. These Neverland Ranch raid pictures are incredibly disturbing. What's with the mannequins?! http://bit.ly/5ctul
  4. I was a teenage bully. http://bit.ly/uyZAL
  5. I just wrote "maked" instead of "made." Time for more coffee.
  6. Add another 10 lbs from @mommysnacks. @iamchrismann will now be 45 lbs heavier in time for BlogHer!
  7. @iamchrismann is the lucky winner of 15 POUNDS for BlogHer. And as an added bonus, @flitterby is throwing in 20 POUNDS of her own! HAWT!!
  8. In honor of BlogHer, I'm giving away 15 POUNDS to one lucky winner!! Contact me if you want them! They could really pad out your party look!
  9. Woman at Starbucks' boyfriend finds out MRI results @ 1:30. They're thinking tumor or MS. I'm totally distraught & don't even know them!
  10. What do you do when your babysitter is richer than you are? Write about it, of course! http://bit.ly/rHuwZ
  11. @kristysf http://twitpic.com/9r90x - She's absolutely beautiful!! Congratulations and way to go!!
  12. Bwaa ha ha ha! RT: @joyunexpected Hunkercize, you guys. http://bit.ly/4eXnq5
  13. Every time you vote for SUBURBAN TURMOIL, an angel gets its wings. http://bit.ly/Sxl5q Seriously. Do you think I would make this stuff up?
  14. @babysteph @vdog Our PR friends aren't working for their clients for free. Why on earth do some of them expect US to? I'm amazed, really.
  15. Just responded to yet another PR giveaway offer with this brilliant link by @geekmommy . http://bit.ly/YPYal Hope you'll do the same.
  16. I wish I had something pithy to say, but I don't. #twitterfail
  17. This is the funniest post I've read in a LONG time! http://bit.ly/142uyW
  18. @kristysf This is very exciting!! Good luck!
  19. @CeCeGarrett Thank you. You must be psychic. :)
  20. This may be the funniest Twitpic EVER, from @jesusneedsnewpr http://twitpic.com/703ms