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  1. After finishing Sarah Palin's book, I'm still convinced that Barack Obama is a man. about 18 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. Just once, I would like to attend a play and see someone breaks their legs. 6:25 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  3. http://twitpic.com/qompp - New Message 2:57 PM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  4. @deiiu Tron! 3:29 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly in reply to deiiu
  5. I don't tweet on weekends, but I will wear white after Labor Day. 1:29 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  6. In leaving her show, Oprah has cleverly taught us that there is no limit to the number of O-puns newspapers can come up with. 4:45 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. @swamibooba lost a few points with me this week because of his joke about Bergman, but his name has 'boob' in it and I'm very aroused. #ff 1:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to swamibooba
  8. I would recommend @BinoWhite more often if he wasn't such a bad person. In his defense, it must be hard being a white rapper on the CW. #ff 1:19 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Even @roughdiction's follow Friday recommendations are funny. They're like little, personalized, cock jokes, just for you. #ff 1:17 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. Getting a journalism degree is easy when you have the @FakeAPStylebook with you. #ff 1:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. I'm glad NHRAchik67 mentioned me in her #ff, but I'm flattered that she put me before @shitmydadsays, @therealcherilyn, and @Beef_Tongue. 8:09 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. Just remember, there's cute jealous and there's Othello. 5:14 PM Nov 19th from txt
  13. @trixieboots I'll be there! 4:29 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. @Beef_Tongue Touche. 1:12 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to Beef_Tongue
  15. I love seeing elderly women smoking, living the dream. 12:59 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  16. @arundo_donax I can't tell if you're showing off photos from your recital, or accidentally posting stalker photos of that beautiful man. 6:42 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to arundo_donax
  17. I feel bad for anyone @Beef_Tongue is feuding with. Even I feel pierced by his typos. 5:42 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. I used to date a girl who would do a lot of Percocet. She would never admit it though, she hated being my girlfriend. 5:25 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. I always regret alienating old friends over their music tastes, because now I'm in love with a stripper, and no one knows how to help. 4:24 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. RT @pourmecoffee: Signs of a Senate health bill! http://post.ly/CvlF 4:20 PM Nov 18th from web