SuburbanKitsch
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Today I am that my sense of humor is so vast/cultivated/juvenile/childlike-in-a-"good"-way that almost everything makes me laugh
about 9 hours ago
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@ That's hilarious! You are astoundingly more creative than me. My husband and others are lucky that everything makes me laugh.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to dustbury
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@ Haha! Or broads on Broadway? I'm no good at this.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to dustbury
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I just received this text, word for word, and I quote: "You can't experience Shartel without a shart."
about 10 hours ago
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We were all told we could go home at 2, so I'm going! Now on to grocery shopping and whipping up some casseroles.
about 16 hours ago
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Judging from the cars in the parking lot, the ppl in my department are pretty much the only ones who came to work today. And we're all here.
about 20 hours ago
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Funniest moment watching new Star Trek last night: when neither Jared nor I could remember William Shatner's name for a full 15 minutes.
about 22 hours ago
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Way *more* sense. (I can't operate a keyboard). Also, the term 'Obamacare' annoys the crap out of me. That last thought was unrelated.
11:10 PM Nov 24th
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New Star Trek made waaaay mare sense the second time around. I didn't even need anyone to explain it to me :-)
10:50 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: Thanksgiving is an annual tradition of observing how people used to communicate before the Internet.
8:42 PM Nov 24th
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Today I am that when I mail out an envelope in the morning, a year-long messy grant at work will (almost) come to a close.
8:11 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: 5 bucks the turkey Obama pardons is a Muslim.
8:06 PM Nov 24th
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SUPERFAIL on expecting no one to be in stats class. Think there might actually be MORE ppl here than normal. Still want to go home early.
5:05 PM Nov 24th
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Expecting/hoping there will be about 2 people in stats class so I can just go home and sleep. Fall OU break starts tomorrow, dangit!
4:09 PM Nov 24th
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Hi my name is Kathy and Ambien CR has no effect on me. Lights out laying in bed wide awake for 45 mins. Effing insomnia.
10:15 PM Nov 23rd
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Someone needs to tell Pinto (my dog) to stop making such ridiculous faces at me. He looks like an animatronic snaggle-toothed mouse.
9:39 PM Nov 23rd
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Today I am that ultimately, even as much as I regularly complain, everything will be ok.
8:11 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: People got upset with me for implying that hockey sucks. Let me clarify so there's no misunderstanding: hockey sucks.
7:55 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @ Download 3 Free MP3s from Amazon MP3 for a limited time and Please Retweet
5:08 PM Nov 23rd
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Today I am for 3 day workweeks ... And for the extended holiday break coming up!
7:33 PM Nov 22nd
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