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StumpyKim

  1. Now I am hungover. 39 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. I don't think I've ever shouted at my mum as much as I did last night when she pretended she'd sent the dogs to a rescue home in Cornwall. 39 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  3. @blamsamran BOO. But if I'm ever in New York I would totally go to try it, even though some vegans are scary. 6:13 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to blamsamran
  4. @blamsamran Is he lovely? 6:10 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to blamsamran
  5. Now there is a tiny Patrick Wolfe on Buzzcocks. I die. 6:06 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  6. @pixieface I've neglected to tell you about my joy that you've returned to Twitter, but I am super happy. xxx 6:03 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to pixieface
  7. Watching old Never Mind the Buzzcocks. I always assumed Moby was a dick, but he is actually hilarious. 5:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. I've done all my chores for the evening! I have to do it all over again tomorrow but right now I'm pretty chuffed. 5:48 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  9. I've been cleaning/organising now for a good 4 hours. I'm somewhere between "yay me" and "holy fuck woman stop it". 4:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. I made myself an enormous list of shit to do this weekend and I left I it at work. Yet I still know I won't get half of it done. 2:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  11. My mum sent a taxi over with the spare key. She told him I needed a wee. He laughed at me. But at least I am indoors. 1:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  12. @Snugglebuttocks For serious. 1:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Snugglebuttocks
  13. I need a wee! 1:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  14. Managed to lock myself out of the house. Awaiting delivery of spare key. I miss indoors. I'm also missing Come Dine With Me. 1:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  15. @Snugglebuttocks I'm locked out! :( 1:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Snugglebuttocks
  16. Friday. Payday. Blazing sunshine and no management in. I am SO ready to go home. 8:29 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  17. I've just spent proper money on myself for the first time in months. Sorry Pee. 7:00 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  18. So apparently I weigh about 10lb less than I thought I did. Or my scales are fucked. 1:29 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  19. Why does my co-worker's "I won't be long" always turn into an hour and a half? I'm waiting for her so I can get out in the sunshine. 7:03 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  20. @rivercottage @axcanteen Is that Laverstock as in Laverstock Park Farm? I live nearby, love 'em. 8:22 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to rivercottage