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  1. I bet those kids are related cuz they are all ugly" matt - we are all made in gods image " not those kids, they were made in god knows what"
  2. "No Matt, I don't want to take a shower with you. I have a girlfriend. And she's fuckin awesome."
  3. (To Shane) "I masterbate to you being ravaged by wolves."
  4. So what? I read poetry for fun...
  5. "That music is awful. It sounds like a hippo giving birth."
  6. "Oh man you guys were great! Great job great job, now go back to Canada!"
  7. "If my dog died it would go to doggy heaven and be with doggy Jesus."
  8. "No I won't because I hate you.....with your squid tattoo and your anchor. You copyin me or somethin?"
  9. kid: "can I have that chariot shirt?" gage: "no dude, that's not my department. noooot my department."
  10. "Hey you look hot. You wanna give me another tip?"
  11. "Dude, no I will not hug you man, get off me. I'm not gay."
  12. "WHEW WOW! look at that shining merch?!??!?!?!? It's SHINY!!!"
  13. "What? You don't have any money? Put two dollars in there. Ya that's right, now get outta here.
  14. "Hey you with the dollar! That's mine. (confused kid then puts dollar in tip box....)
  15. Gage: "Dude! Dude, where'd you get that flannel? No it doesn't matter. I'll give you five dollars for it."
  16. Micah: "...And this is Aubry." Gage: "Oh cool, I have a girlfriend."
  17. Gage-"hey, do you want this cookie?" Girl- "no thanks, I'm good." Gage- "oh ok, well will you marry me?"
  18. Gas Attendant: "Thank you, have a nice trip!" Gage: "Yeah thanks, you too."
  19. Gage says Reese's Pieces like "Reesee's Peesees"
  20. Yeah, I used to work at Hollister....for an hour and a half.