Stuffgagesays
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I bet those kids are related cuz they are all ugly" matt - we are all made in gods image " not those kids, they were made in god knows what"
12:34 PM Oct 29th
from Echofon
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"No Matt, I don't want to take a shower with you. I have a girlfriend. And she's fuckin awesome."
12:57 AM Oct 25th
from Tweetie
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(To Shane) "I masterbate to you being ravaged by wolves."
10:58 AM Oct 24th
from Swift
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So what? I read poetry for fun...
8:55 PM Oct 22nd
from Echofon
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"That music is awful. It sounds like a hippo giving birth."
2:09 PM Oct 22nd
from Tweetie
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"Oh man you guys were great! Great job great job, now go back to Canada!"
3:06 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"If my dog died it would go to doggy heaven and be with doggy Jesus."
3:06 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"No I won't because I hate you.....with your squid tattoo and your anchor. You copyin me or somethin?"
3:06 PM Oct 18th
from web
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kid: "can I have that chariot shirt?"
gage: "no dude, that's not my department. noooot my department."
3:05 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"Hey you look hot. You wanna give me another tip?"
3:04 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"Dude, no I will not hug you man, get off me. I'm not gay."
3:04 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"WHEW WOW! look at that shining merch?!??!?!?!? It's SHINY!!!"
3:03 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"What? You don't have any money? Put two dollars in there. Ya that's right, now get outta here.
3:03 PM Oct 18th
from web
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"Hey you with the dollar! That's mine. (confused kid then puts dollar in tip box....)
3:02 PM Oct 18th
from web
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Gage: "Dude! Dude, where'd you get that flannel? No it doesn't matter. I'll give you five dollars for it."
3:01 PM Oct 18th
from web
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Micah: "...And this is Aubry."
Gage: "Oh cool, I have a girlfriend."
12:30 PM Oct 18th
from Swift
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Gage-"hey, do you want this cookie?"
Girl- "no thanks, I'm good."
Gage- "oh ok, well will you marry me?"
8:56 PM Oct 17th
from Tweetie
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Gas Attendant: "Thank you, have a nice trip!"
Gage: "Yeah thanks, you too."
1:24 PM Oct 17th
from Swift
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Gage says Reese's Pieces like "Reesee's Peesees"
1:23 PM Oct 17th
from Swift
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Yeah, I used to work at Hollister....for an hour and a half.
10:07 AM Oct 17th
from Tweetie
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- Name Gage Speas
- Bio Gage is the new merch guy for Oh, Sleeper and he always says hilarious stuff...this is a window into his world updated by us when he makes us laugh
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