Studiolit
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Wow. Escalators don't fuck around.
about 20 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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My Skittles and M&M bowls got mixed together. Now I'm stuck eating S&Ms. I should be upset, but I kind of like that I don't like it.
10:46 AM Nov 23rd
from Tweetie
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If anything, wouldn't a horse shoe in your bum be a sign that you're not lucky?
3:24 PM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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How come Yogi had a tie and collar, but no shirt?
And yes, that's the only Yogi-related inaccuracy I have a problem with.
7:45 AM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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Weekly ego boost: You, my dear, are wonderful. If you weren't imaginary intertubes folk, I'd totally make an awkward pass at you. [Hugs!]
7:36 AM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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Eat anything and everything, nap for a few months, then wake to nice weather and mating.
Squirrels have it all figured out.
1:20 PM Nov 18th
from Tweetie
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The Dutch sure do make a mean cheese.
9:32 AM Nov 18th
from Tweetie
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Hello saucy little vixen; my outfit whispers come hither, but my social ineptitude screams Eeep! A girl!
Chicks dig mixed signals, right?
10:04 AM Nov 16th
from Tweetie
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This is bullshit. When I'm in charge, rocket-powered products will be cheap and plentiful.
2:35 PM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
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Why is there a bear on my peanut butter and honey, but not my bread? WTF? Yogi liked sandawiches. Though I gather he's not the average bear.
7:06 PM Nov 12th
from Tweetie
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I had some very productive business meetings today. And by business meetings, I mean I ordered some Madballs online.
1:51 PM Nov 12th
from Tweetie
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My mom just asked me what 'the webnets' were.
So, to recap: my mom's more ironically cool than your mom.
1:23 AM Nov 12th
from Tweetie
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Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
8:46 PM Nov 8th
from Tweetie
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Swine Flu paranoia benefit: if you cough in a crowd, it parts like the Red Sea - very handy when you're in a hurry.
3:36 PM Nov 7th
from Birdhouse
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[sniffle]. I'm sick. And the sheer volume of mucous I can produce in a 24 hour period terrifies me. Where does this stuff keep coming from?
1:08 PM Nov 5th
from Tweetie
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Drinking with a group of twenty year olds doesn't make me feel old; it makes me feel smart.
8:57 PM Nov 4th
from Birdhouse
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Being a bar of soap would suck.
12:47 PM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
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I can't wait until I'm old enough to rock beige velcro orthotic runners with a brown suit.
You, strange old dude, are my hero.
3:32 PM Nov 2nd
from Tweetie
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I need to stop watching TV an hour before I eat. Dinner just got a little too intense.
5:07 PM Nov 1st
from Tweetie
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I dissected my banana in front of all the other bananas, in case another one wants to be a hero. Then I drowned it in milk and Rice Krispies
5:07 PM Nov 1st
from Tweetie
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- Name Studiolit
- Location Toronto, Canada
- Web http://www.studio...
- Bio Designer, Photographer, Illustrator, Time Burglar
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