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  1. @abhumbla real go-getters write, "Questions - Outstanding" which says: 1) I have questions, and 2) I am peeing my pants over 'em about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to abhumbla
  2. @jennycjin Absolutely. As well as children learning about 9/11 in textbooks because they don't remember/weren't alive 4:57 PM Nov 29th from Digsby in reply to jennycjin
  3. At my high school reunion, everyone told me to facebook them. And then I realized why- Facebook didn't exist in high school 7:56 AM Nov 28th from UberTwitter
  4. Miracle at Tysons Corner: I found a parking space in first five minutes (parking lot car accident I witness was just bonus) 12:11 PM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  5. That Casey Cassum's still on radio means he A) clings to past glory; B) is paid too much; or C) believes counting hits is his life's calling 9:02 PM Nov 20th from UberTwitter
  6. A tree shat leaves on my car, and I'm pissed. Anyone know a lumberjack? 5:36 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  7. Forgot a belt today - fortunately that's also considered stylish. 8:23 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. @maggioant I am so in for tailored shirts. Tell me what I need to do. 5:40 AM Nov 16th from UberTwitter in reply to maggioant
  9. Rule: Never criticize over email. 11:19 PM Nov 15th from UberTwitter
  10. "If you put a cherry on a turd, it doesn't make it a sundae" - @jasonkarsh 6:22 AM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  11. It's inexcusable how often newspapers write "Some." "The sky's blue, but some are upset" Some isn't a number- crazy Uncle Tom could be some! 6:40 AM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  12. @cbaee just wait for my latest article - 12 reasons to date a Jewish guy (Warning: chastity may not be on there) 4:56 PM Nov 11th from UberTwitter in reply to cbaee
  13. After landing on my ankle at tennis, I found I could use my Hey Day cane as a cane - who knew! 7:07 AM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  14. Happy, go to your happy place! Penn for the weekend! 3:17 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  15. Two men standing on a jam-packed metro. Man 1: I feel like we're spooning standing up. Man 2: Yeah, my name's Jason. 4:59 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  16. I'mma let you finish, but Modern Family has the best music video of all time! http://bit.ly/23d3k7 9:00 AM Nov 2nd from Digsby
  17. If you've ever wondered what Christopher Walken would sound like reading Lady Gaga: http://bit.ly/xCnjk 4:52 PM Nov 1st from Digsby
  18. Sunday morning/afternoon thought: life is so far away from bed 11:39 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter
  19. I still giggle internally everytime someone offers me their V-Card on Outlook 6:37 AM Oct 30th from Digsby
  20. @andreahong HAPPY BIIIIIRTHDAY! The dbag video was awesome. I forwarded it to a good many people 6:16 AM Oct 30th from Digsby in reply to andreahong