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  1. I told my Hoe to get back in the kitchen... nothing happened because its a hoe?! 8:12 PM Sep 21st from web
  2. Photographers online folio at http://www.stumorley.com 8:59 PM Aug 30th from web
  3. I hope you are all well? ...and by that I mean... that you have a bucket hanging from your nose and people throw money in your mouth! 8:46 PM Aug 30th from web
  4. Fight for the Right... to par-tay! Because the Left is alright partying and makes the other half so jealous! 6:32 AM Aug 2nd from web
  5. What does an art thief and a photographer have in common... both take pictures for a living... Oh too funny... hmmmm... 9:57 PM Jul 30th from web
  6. Every action creates an equal and opposite reaction... Therefore keep crying idiot... Could work for you?!! 7:18 AM Jul 24th from Echofon
  7. Relieved to be free, the breast bounced up and down with liberated delight... though slowly realising freedom can be quite nippy... 2:29 AM Jul 8th from web
  8. Living with multiple personalities is hard... being the cleanest one... no I am the cleanest... no I am... NOOO I AM!!! 12:45 AM Jul 3rd from web
  9. got out his instrument with the intention to aurally give you pleasure... 10:51 PM Jul 2nd from web
  10. My photographic exhibition "Aspirational Interlude" pics are now posted on my blog- http://intellectualhooligan.wordpress.com/ 1:39 AM Jul 2nd from web
  11. I tried to break dance... but the under torture it stayed strong... 6:37 PM Jul 1st from web
  12. If all nuts have shells... then my ex girlfriend must usually resemble a snail... 8:40 AM Jul 1st from web
  13. I was hanging out with some gangsters... they gave me some knuckle dusters... so I gave my whole hands a spring clean... 8:31 AM Jul 1st from web
  14. Fingernails aren't as good as normal nails when building a fence... 8:29 AM Jul 1st from web
  15. I a person a high five... the person wiped the drugs off the five... and asked me not to make that weak joke ever again! 8:27 AM Jul 1st from web
  16. Local knowledge led him to the best fish and chips on the planet! Deeper fried and crispier bar none... salted by tears of virgins... 5:56 AM Jun 29th from web
  17. Goldilocks and the seven dwarves... Apple Porridge? 12:51 AM Jun 29th from web
  18. Take time to get to know your elders... actually... the way you drive and smoke... perhaps THEY should "take the time" with YOU?! 12:50 AM Jun 29th from web
  19. Mousetrap, mousetrap, mousetrap, MOUSE, mousetrap, mousetrap, mousetrap, MOUSE, mousetrap, mousetrap, ...SNAP! 12:49 AM Jun 29th from web
  20. Blog-a-licious, Blog-a-lectable, Blog-tastical... http://intellectualhooligan.wordpress.com/ 9:07 PM Jun 28th from web