Get short, timely messages from Stu McCallister.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @StuMcCallister.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow StuMcCallister to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

StuMcCallister

  1. I bet the bands that have a lot of crazy sex stories are the Swinger Bands.
  2. I want to marry a 32oz sugary drink in NYC.
  3. This is Sweet Tart, a very lovey cat. She is up for adoption. Check @CrashsLanding for details. twitter.com/StuMcCallister…
  4. If the US govt ever gets rid of the penny those 99 Cent stores are gonna spend a fortune in sign changes.
  5. 'Fake it til you make it.' -Builder of imaginary castles
  6. We (myself and @adamdegi) have decided 'Manifest Destiny' would be a bad name for a stripper.
  7. @tomgreenlive I read about that psycho cannibal killer too. Im amazed anyone would want to watch that video. Insane.
  8. @tomgreenlive I did a sweep and couldn't find ya. Have fun tomorrow. Good meeting ya Tom. Good luck.
  9. I don't know if that party is a wedding reception or a high school prom. Either way at the end of the night someone has made a poor choice.
  10. If you don't like that I text a lot, tweet me about it and I will respond on Facebook for you to GFY. #Simple
  11. @jbrons I saw it THREE times! #Greatest
  12. @jbrons @davewent Raid
  13. My cat is bigger than your cat. #18lbs twitter.com/StuMcCallister…
  14. Gonna talk to @PrestonParty tonight for some Stu-dio 1534 action. #Greatness
  15. @tomgreenlive @DrGrins I'll be there. #PickYouUpAt730
  16. A church was promoting their Facebook page on their sign. That's a church I want @TSimmonsComedy to attend. #PewTweets
  17. #FF @stumccallister because he says 'Stop retweeting people who #FF you!!!' Thanks
  18. Thank God my name isn't Dan Dunn.
  19. @tomclarkcomedy I miss your sweaters.
  20. @johnserba Boot stomp em. #Drive