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  1. @TravelingJess Ha! I feel you. That's the best thing about it -- the goodie bag! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to TravelingJess
  2. @Scurvette I kind of love that. Bet the dressing room is quieter. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to Scurvette
  3. That came up when I wondered why I haven't heard the Deftone's version of "Savory" at work (<- big fan of their "Chauffer" cover). 12:55 PM Dec 9th from web
  4. "Unsung" is a song I hear with surprising regularity in titty bars. It's weird. Did some idiot cover it, and I don't know about it? 12:54 PM Dec 9th from web
  5. @maura I was wondering when the awful, scarring, soulsucking songs I hear at work were going to show up on F2K. At the top, it seems! 12:33 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to maura
  6. @fishymessiah "get a grip and move on"? yikes. 2:08 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to fishymessiah
  7. I love this porn vent/rant from @rollertrain http://bit.ly/6Wz1mk 12:17 AM Dec 8th from bit.ly
  8. @Scurvette could you stop yourself from doing the claw hands? 'cause I want to do that every time. 10:14 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Scurvette
  9. Thanks for the get well wishes, y'all. I'm staying home so as not to be the stripper who spreads germs. 6:36 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. So sick I bailed on week 2 of my trip. Drove 6.5 hours in a partial stupor. Going to sleep for a couple of days. 6:00 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. @LAtheDJ the same ones who write Family Guy, right? 8:39 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to LAtheDJ
  12. No fucking shit. RT @cstbtweet Mack Brown and Colt McCoy are the luckiest motherfuckers on earth 8:31 PM Dec 5th from web
  13. I hope that kicker gets a hell of a blowjob and a nice steak dinner tonight. 8:30 PM Dec 5th from web
  14. To be fair I have taken a lot of cold medication today. also, did you know that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley are roommates? 8:25 PM Dec 5th from web
  15. I slept through the third quarter. 8:24 PM Dec 5th from web
  16. nothing is unstopping my nose. This mouthbreathing makes eating difficult. There's a reason we have use-specific orifices/ 5:57 PM Dec 5th from web
  17. The one good thing about being sick and missing a weekend's work is that I can watch the Big 12 championship uninterrupted. 5:18 PM Dec 5th from web
  18. @TravelingJess Aw, I hope you feel better soon. I am so congested and feel like hell myself. YAY WINTER. 1:51 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to TravelingJess
  19. Wondering if there is a term more specific than percussion for sound made by drawing an implement over ridged metal ie a washboard. 1:49 AM Dec 5th from txt
  20. @crusherjoe anything at all. A couple of Fables trade PBs, that'd be nice. 11:00 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to crusherjoe