Strewndramatic
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Dear Rat...it worked, I got one more ugly lecture. You should rest your head knowing you did your job well. Congrats, and Good Luck.
11:28 PM May 17th
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I deleted that final tweet on the advice of my friends. Sometimes I can't help but act like a Wild Stallion. My real name is Mitch something
5:58 PM May 15th
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Went to a fun party for @ last day of work. He has some pretty great friends. He seems really excited to be a bum for awhile...
4:19 PM May 15th
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I've never posted a FOLLOW FRIDAY link before, but I highly suggest you follow @ today. Otherwise I'll never speak to you again.
2:01 PM May 15th
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Saw a mime at lunch today. I introduced myself but he gave me the cold shoulder. Very refreshing on a warm day...
1:11 PM May 15th
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Gonna go sit outside with my family. Long lunch breaks are totally appropriate on your last day.
11:16 AM May 15th
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Showed up to my last day of work to find people filling my office with boxes of tshirts. It's like a bad Dilbert strip.
9:01 AM May 15th
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I always planned to quit twittering when @ came back. Word on the street is that he'll be back tonight, so...I'm taking my bow.
7:41 AM May 15th
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29 days until digital TV transition. That's what they call it when Skynet takes over.
11:25 PM May 14th
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I keep drinking more and more diet pepsi but these allergies just won't go away. I wonder if it's past it's "best before" date?
7:43 PM May 14th
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Take this sinking boat and point it home, we've still got time...
5:42 PM May 14th
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@ I'm taking the sword...but it doesn't really mean that much to me. If you know of any D&D types looking for a deal...
4:07 PM May 14th
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2 boxes, 1 desktop, 1 broken guitar, 1 broadsword, 1 antique looking deskchair, 2 poster tubes and 1 eager heart left in my office
2:42 PM May 14th
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After everything, it's taken my bosses being rude to my wife to get me really up and angry. Deep breaths...
11:46 AM May 14th
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Opened up the blinds and let some sunshine into my office. I know it sounds like a metaphor but trust me, my heart is still dark.
9:49 AM May 14th
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No milk in the house this morning. I "had" to use spray whipped cream in my coffee. Man, that stuff has so many uses...
8:00 AM May 14th
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Well, I had a great last day off. Now if I can just keep from getting fired for two more days I can enjoy some unearned vacation.
10:27 PM May 13th
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Surprised by poop despite the fact that I was repeatedly assured that there was no poop.
6:17 PM May 13th
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Started packing up the guest room. Worked for 4 hours...it still looks the same. My guest room is like Elijah's oil jar.
4:54 PM May 13th
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Had lunch with Travis Oberg and a bunch of his groupies. Man, he's giving hobos a bad name: steady income, clean shaven, living indoors, etc
1:20 PM May 13th
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- Name Strewn Dramatic
- Location California
- Bio I love anagrams, and candy canes!
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