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  1. Dear Rat...it worked, I got one more ugly lecture. You should rest your head knowing you did your job well. Congrats, and Good Luck.
  2. I deleted that final tweet on the advice of my friends. Sometimes I can't help but act like a Wild Stallion. My real name is Mitch something
  3. Went to a fun party for @dmcwatters last day of work. He has some pretty great friends. He seems really excited to be a bum for awhile...
  4. I've never posted a FOLLOW FRIDAY link before, but I highly suggest you follow @dmcwatters today. Otherwise I'll never speak to you again.
  5. Saw a mime at lunch today. I introduced myself but he gave me the cold shoulder. Very refreshing on a warm day...
  6. Gonna go sit outside with my family. Long lunch breaks are totally appropriate on your last day.
  7. Showed up to my last day of work to find people filling my office with boxes of tshirts. It's like a bad Dilbert strip.
  8. I always planned to quit twittering when @dmcwatters came back. Word on the street is that he'll be back tonight, so...I'm taking my bow.
  9. 29 days until digital TV transition. That's what they call it when Skynet takes over.
  10. I keep drinking more and more diet pepsi but these allergies just won't go away. I wonder if it's past it's "best before" date?
  11. Take this sinking boat and point it home, we've still got time...
  12. @joshuacreative I'm taking the sword...but it doesn't really mean that much to me. If you know of any D&D types looking for a deal...
  13. 2 boxes, 1 desktop, 1 broken guitar, 1 broadsword, 1 antique looking deskchair, 2 poster tubes and 1 eager heart left in my office
  14. After everything, it's taken my bosses being rude to my wife to get me really up and angry. Deep breaths...
  15. Opened up the blinds and let some sunshine into my office. I know it sounds like a metaphor but trust me, my heart is still dark.
  16. No milk in the house this morning. I "had" to use spray whipped cream in my coffee. Man, that stuff has so many uses...
  17. Well, I had a great last day off. Now if I can just keep from getting fired for two more days I can enjoy some unearned vacation.
  18. Surprised by poop despite the fact that I was repeatedly assured that there was no poop.
  19. Started packing up the guest room. Worked for 4 hours...it still looks the same. My guest room is like Elijah's oil jar.
  20. Had lunch with Travis Oberg and a bunch of his groupies. Man, he's giving hobos a bad name: steady income, clean shaven, living indoors, etc