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  1. Can you believe the Clauses are childless? How bittersweet the holidays must be for them. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Fred Armisen is SNL's most trusted comedian. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. What's with "America's most trusted newsman"? You know they're reading cue cards right? about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. A&E-AT YOUR HEART NICO TOSCANI: If you have the cable television and do not watch Lawman tonight you should probabl... http://bit.ly/5J45F1 about 13 hours ago from twitterfeed
  5. WHY IS IT WORSE IF A BLACK GUY BANGS YOUR WOMAN?: At Berkeley in the 90s, I had a circle of friends so liberal that... http://bit.ly/86MkTL about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
  6. STREET BONER 1001: Walking around New York is like a Japanese game show only it’s your own dick smashing you in t... http://bit.ly/4JnKDn about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
  7. LAUNDROMAT FASHION SHOW: Ever since 2005, Suzee’s Laundromat in Turner Falls, Massachusetts take a year’s worth... http://bit.ly/8NAQWP about 18 hours ago from twitterfeed
  8. Thought I was cool hanging with DMS til I found out they thought they were cool for tolerating a gay dude. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. STREET BONER 1000: Holy shit, 1,000 Street Boners. Maybe it’s time to get like Carles and hang it up. 6 out of 1... http://bit.ly/5tXaAp about 19 hours ago from twitterfeed
  10. HUGO VS. EVERYONE, SEASON 3: HUGO TRAVELS THROUGH TIME: Scene: Eastern Front, World War I — Hugo is fighting with... http://bit.ly/8saKSZ about 19 hours ago from twitterfeed
  11. 10 GREAT SONGS: 1. Fuck Buttons “The Lisbon Maru” 2. Blakroc “Ain’t Nothing Like You (Hoochie Coo) (feat.... http://bit.ly/4Fg0go about 20 hours ago from twitterfeed
  12. Victoria's Secret's show on CBS makes Idiocracy's predictions look half-assed. 7:55 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  13. Whatever, I think Japanese girls are hot Sosumi. 7:46 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  14. It's been MONTHS since the Condé Nast layoffs and I have yet to see any substantial improvement to NY's hooker workforce 1:29 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  15. Yeah I'm retarded, RETARDED LIKE A FOX! 12:39 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  16. 10 THINGS THAT FREAK YOU OUT ABOUT YOUR DAD: About two decades ago a guy got horny for some random chick in a bar a... http://bit.ly/4ySvPN 12:37 PM Dec 1st from twitterfeed
  17. My fellow inmates like to throw shit and piss at the guards but I prefer tears. It's more intense. 12:04 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  18. This would usually be the time I go to RedTube for a wank but I don't work from home anymore. 12:03 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  19. STREET BONER 999: These guys are so good at playing music in America it should be illegal! 7 out of 10 stars http://bit.ly/7SSMCL 11:27 AM Dec 1st from twitterfeed
  20. SLEIGH BELLS: Welcome to your opportunity to sound like you know what the fuck you are talking about when it comes ... http://bit.ly/6Zhqli 8:01 AM Dec 1st from twitterfeed