StreetCreed
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You think you know, but you have no idea.
1:47 PM May 25th
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Today's gonna be a tough one. Gotta tell my second-best friend he's actually my third-best friend.
8:33 AM May 16th
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I’m stepping out to smoke. Don’t be concerned if it takes most of the afternoon.
9:33 AM May 9th
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So these “haters" -- will they just keep hating? Not sure I get this generation...
3:29 PM May 3rd
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I want an albino python. No wait, I DESERVE an albino python.
12:56 PM Apr 26th
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Check out my latest blog entry, and maybe I'll give you a penny for your thoughts on it.
9:18 AM Apr 24th
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Any really good trial lawyers out there? Will explain later.
11:22 AM Apr 10th
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Life is nuts, isn’t it? One day you’re here, then 130 years later you’re gone.
9:45 AM Apr 4th
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Gonna pretend to tweet from a meteorite later. Just go with it.
5:48 PM Mar 29th
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Would you like a look inside my head without having to saw it open? Well check out my blog then!
9:12 AM Mar 22nd
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Had a real hoot in the time machine today!
11:41 AM Mar 15th
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Nothin’ good on the tube. Guess I’ll have to watch a book again.
1:03 PM Mar 8th
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Here's 2 things u won't believe: 1)beer comes in cans now 2)my blog Creed Thoughts is back 4 all u groovy cats 2 enjoy.
2:08 PM Feb 28th
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Tried to high-five myself but just ended up clapping, which was still good.
11:56 AM Feb 22nd
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What guests heard my dog say was, “bark bark bark, howl,” but they're wrong on so many levels.
9:23 AM Feb 15th
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As long as you close your eyes, every British gal’s a hottie.
5:18 PM Feb 9th
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I’m not usually one to name drop, but...I’m old. What did you say your name was again?
10:42 AM Feb 2nd
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Thought I was getting a text from a chick, but it was just my email letting me know Hooters is having a sale on wings.
3:45 PM Jan 27th
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Miss the days when I could hop a plane to Tijuana for some all night partying at Señor Frog's
10:01 AM Jan 19th
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Everybody listen up - when you're emailing me, a lot of you are forgetting to add "I love you." It's rude.
11:04 AM Jan 11th
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- Name Creed Bratton
- Location I'll never tell.
- Bio What did you say your credit card number was again?
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