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Strawz5

Gudnyt ya'all. My God guide & protect ya'all. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
#YouMess Tears comot 4rm pigeon eye !!!. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Aswear till death, I'll deal wiv ur fuck up !!!. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hi. RT "@TiaNa_BaDa: Hello!!!" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
WTFLifeFacts The opposite of deja vu is called 'jamais vu.' Meaning not remembering something you always see. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Strawz5 and 309 others
funnyorfact When someone annoys you,it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm & smack them in the face...! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Strawz5 and 436 others
AnnieMacaulay1 RT @Kemistry3000: Never talk ill of anyone to anybody ..Never listen to anyone talkin ill of anyone either -Hardly anybody is real anymore!! 2:34 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Strawz5 and 11 others
@sin_pwiti Dnt worry, GOD dey. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sin_pwiti
WTFLifeFacts Undressing your partner, Will burn 10 calories. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Strawz5 and 237 others
@sin_pwiti Smb? Wallahi, u wicked. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sin_pwiti
Huh??? RT "@JoLomiE: Lool. *bows head* "@sin_pwiti: strawz5 @iamdesleekricky @mentionto ur friend who lyks smoking *staring at JoLomie*"" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Stalker Alert !!!. RT "@krayziemiss: Am Stalkin #Oomf" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hmmmm RT "@jumlatush: My gurls re always making me proud!!" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
RealTaIk When some things go wrong, take a moment to be thankful for the things still going right. about 9 hours ago via SocialOomph Retweeted by Strawz5 and 722 others
AnnieMacaulay1 RT @idillionaire: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. 5:08 PM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Strawz5 and 16 others
AnnieMacaulay1 Only a FOOL wil thk dat Trouble n Bragging is a sign of Strength,N a bigger FOOL wil thk dat "Silent" n "Calmness" is a sign of Weakness! 4:50 PM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Strawz5 and 28 others
Ha? Wats ds na? Attack on cute guys? RT "@sin_pwiti: strawz5 @iamdesleekricky @mentionto ur friend who lyks smoking *staring at @JoLomie*" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®