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  1. @UshuaiaMilstead you wish
  2. 'The Avengers' is on Hulu!
  3. I had a dream there was a small whale in my teacup
  4. We have a Barred owl in my woods and I am playing their calls through speakers in my window. We're having a conversation.
  5. Salamanders crawling over my arms.
  6. Armadillos were nicknamed grave diggers.
  7. A man was arrested for breaking into a zoo in order to feed the gorillas pop tarts.
  8. 1:43 in the morning is a very fat time, look on a clock face, what obtuse angles!
  9. I had a dream about giant snails with translucent shells, which never broke.
  10. Farmers in India have been having teenage girls plow their fields naked in order to embarrass the weather Gods into making it rain.
  11. brb channeling Carrie Bradshaw and walking the dog in high heels. this is a good idea.
  12. There is no such thing as dignity when your eating challah french toast.
  13. Blueberry thumbtack? That's a horrible idea!
  14. clean laundry is my favorite smell.
  15. snails like melon.
  16. That mothafucking mollusk was alive! NEW PET SNAIL.
  17. nursing a moth back to life.
  18. Shakespeare based conversations please me.
  19. Playing fighter jet with my cat. I run around my house in pajamas& make shooting noises holding my cat while pretending she's an airplane
  20. nothing. that's the sad thing.