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StormsAbreuin

  1. #1thingthatgetsonmynerves @AScheydance about 6 hours ago via web
  2. squidward smells..... GOOD about 15 hours ago via web
  3. @jverry22 dude call me. i lost my contacts but i need to ask you somehting about 15 hours ago via web
  4. @elliotcyoung yeah i could go full out Vin Diesel on that bitch 10:20 AM May 26th via web in reply to elliotcyoung
  5. whoever is the person who writes the little one-liners for America's Funniest Home Videos should be shot. 9:45 AM May 26th via web
  6. i just realized my voice is really really quiet. #joeyproblems 7:58 AM May 26th via web
  7. yeah im pretty giving up on being a well-rounded person. time to focus on what i was born to do: telemarketing 4:43 PM May 25th via web
  8. some people just werent made to wear fedoras. make sure you know where you stand. 4:28 PM May 25th via web
  9. @KRobMoney kaitlyn youre not in high school anymore. GROW UP. #sarcasm ;) 9:41 PM May 24th via web in reply to KRobMoney
  10. mini donuts make me GO NUTS 9:24 PM May 24th via web
  11. #loljk ive never been asked out 8:45 PM May 24th via web
  12. yeah i was asked out once. turns out she was playing truth or dare. #badluckjoey 8:44 PM May 24th via web
  13. #SignsYoureInTheFriendZone Your name starts with 'J' and ends with 'oey Abreu' 8:31 PM May 24th via web
  14. @okdanielok lol it was, but to be fair, i didnt understand it until a few years ago 8:29 PM May 24th via web in reply to okdanielok
  15. why is the first episode of Law and Order SVU called "pilot"? it doesnt have to do with planes at all! 8:21 PM May 24th via web
  16. is it too early to say #senioryearnoregrets yet? 7:11 PM May 24th via web
  17. seriously when my mom is old enough, I'm sending her to the same retirement home as Happy Gilmore's mom. 6:03 PM May 24th via web
  18. why does my voice sound so weird when i make a video? #chemproblems 2:19 PM May 24th via web
  19. #HeardYouLikeBadBoys once, i paid for a burrito without telling them i got queso on it. #getatmebitches 10:55 PM May 23rd via web
  20. S/O to @ZachyD12 for writing a rough draft essay that "just needed an intro and conclusion" according to Shullaw #witchcraft 8:27 PM May 23rd via web