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StonedOtaku

  1. "I came into this truck and thought it smelt like old coffee but it's just Clays feet."
  2. "And hey look, it's a black dog that belongs to a white family."
  3. It's such a beautiful night, tonight. Is this Arizona?
  4. Soon, I'll live in Glendale again.
  5. Nutella and peanut butter sammiches is how I've been surviving.
  6. No one to text, everyone's busy. #fml I wish I had a life.
  7. Although staring at the time never did much to help either.
  8. 5 more hours and I am out of this fucking house. GAWH.
  9. I am such a girl when it comes to my clothes.
  10. I get it crackin like a bad back.
  11. Stay the hell away, while I sit here by myself and figure out how I got this way.
  12. Didn't fall into slumber, but I layed there like the dead.
  13. After this child eats, I am falling into slumber.
  14. I could smash my phone.
  15. But why does that album have to come out in 4 fucking weeks!? They're torturing me with beautiful music and voices!
  16. The acoustic version of "James Dean & Audrey Hepburn" is so fucking beautiful, I can't stop playing it! #stoked
  17. If you were a movie, this would be our soundtrack.
  18. I really can't even with my feelings right now.
  19. What's more, I adore you.
  20. Next time #LaDispute comes anywhere near Arizona, I don't care how, I AM seeing them!