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  1. Fire in the fireplace. And. The windows are open. California heat delivery system. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @ItsTheStepster MmmMmmM. Pooooork product. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to ItsTheStepster
  3. Me: I put him to bed. @FanEffingTastic: Are you sure he's okay like that? Me: Sure. I used satin rope so it wouldn't hurt his wrists. about 1 hour ago from web
  4. @debihope Easier said than done. The desire to inflict pain is far too great. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to debihope
  5. @ItsTheStepster I'm sure. And with all 6 bullets huh about 1 hour ago from web in reply to ItsTheStepster
  6. @3MinuteMan I was lost without you about 1 hour ago from web in reply to 3MinuteMan
  7. @brianbolter Well deserved sir! Well deserved. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to brianbolter
  8. Oh. And I'm watching football. I can feel the back hair starting to grow. about 2 hours ago from web
  9. Sonofabitch! I'm finally here! And it's afternoon. Fuckers. about 2 hours ago from web
  10. No network connection. And it's morning. Fuckers. 7:46 AM Nov 28th from txt
  11. @Tony_E_NC My motto has always been "no free sex unless I'm included". So far that hasn't provided any positive results. 9:09 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Tony_E_NC
  12. Today is the official start of my annual restraining order. Served on me by all the local stores. Something about weapons and blood. 9:06 AM Nov 27th from web
  13. @BlondHousewife All the dogs were outside when the sky opened up and poured out the rain. It was not pretty when we brought them back in. 8:44 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife
  14. @obxlaw Um. Different day? :) 8:43 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to obxlaw
  15. Today needs more Bloody Marys. And a full time bartender to make them for me. Oh. And sex. Yeah. Today needs more sex. 8:39 AM Nov 27th from web
  16. @BlondHousewife Actually I love garlic. And doesn't *everyone* keep dirt by their bed? 8:38 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife
  17. @BlondHousewife Little spawn showed up yesterday with the industrial size bottle of Grey Goose. She loves me :) 8:36 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife
  18. @BlondHousewife Though I'm not sure why they did that. I haven't seen my reflection in years. 8:34 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife
  19. @BlondHousewife Oh. I'm feeling okay. But I think I must look terrible. The spawn covered all the mirrors in the house. 8:33 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife
  20. @BlondHousewife Good morning Sunshine! And it's good you can't actually *see* me. I've been quarantined to save humanity. 8:30 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to BlondHousewife