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StiltonJ

  1. "Give us your tired, your poor...but not so much your thirsty." fb.me/An4wmznT
  2. Bulletin: Victoria's Secret pulling all stores out of New York after Bloomberg outlaws sale of bras with larger than 16 oz cups.
  3. Even Obama can't keep track of everything. Like, for instance, who was responsible for the Holocaust. fb.me/1YMwbZMcx
  4. The first lady's gardening book has just been released. FINALLY something from an Obama that's shovel-ready... fb.me/1BHdFdEL3
  5. Bush is visiting Whitehouse on Thursday for unveiling of his official protrait. And what I wouldn't give to be a... fb.me/23f354xrm
  6. Wednesday's HnC Cartoon & Commentary - Bush coming to Whitehouse for unveiling of his official portrait! fb.me/HliJdplf
  7. He brags that he spent 2 years in a drooling, drug-fueled daze. Only half as long as the mainstream media's... fb.me/1H6IYMtM6
  8. I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/22HSpK4M5
  9. Barack Obama prepares for his traditional observance of Memorial Day. fb.me/1DvsneT8H
  10. Friday's Hope n' Change Cartoon and full commentary. Check it out - the words are at least half the fun! fb.me/1CCVfg3Kp
  11. Here's Friday's Hope n' Change Cartoon, in delicious flame-kissed color! fb.me/20pWtyEkH
  12. Obama campaign store is now selling pet clothing. THIS piece should be popular with their target audience... fb.me/13jZCw0Ai
  13. In the news, Obama campaign store is now selling clothing for pets. Maybe not their best thought out idea... fb.me/1z0CkW9Di
  14. Here's Wednesday's "Hope n' Change Cartoon" and commentary. Enjoy! fb.me/283x9pvzz
  15. Surely I'm not the only one to notice this... fb.me/TbuRi0tE
  16. Here's Monday's HnC Cartoon with full commentary on Obama and the vetting process. fb.me/OHLeGaEu
  17. Today's cartoon from the archives was brought to mind by a recent interview with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who... fb.me/11Wgo45if
  18. In honor of Obama's appearance on The View last week, here's a special "Barbara Walters Interview" cartoon from... fb.me/16cc5aLei
  19. Here's the Friday cartoon, commentary, and bonus graphic over at Hope n' Change Cartoons, in which we discuss... fb.me/1KF8iEkYG
  20. So many pressing problems in our nation just now - and THIS is the one Obama decides to work on?! (And no, I'm... fb.me/1VbAOKpCF