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Stickermonkey

  1. I can't believe anything could ever get me to root for the Celtics. #Heat 8:40 PM May 30th via web
  2. Seriously, isn't time we renamed the coffee table? Coffee is way at the bottom of the list of shit we put on that table. 6:49 PM May 30th via web
  3. If you don't have a Plan B, you don't have a plan. 5:26 PM May 28th via web
  4. So a guy in an outhouse got mauled by a bear? Darn those impatient Charmin bears! 9:00 AM May 24th via web
  5. Went to HuffPo to catch up on political news and the first link I click was "PHOTOS: Socialite Flashes Her Underwear" #ImPartOfTheProblem 6:15 PM May 22nd via web
  6. Wait. Which one is Jessica Simpson? 11:37 PM May 21st via web
  7. Under this t-shirt I have an awesome six pack. #shoplifted 12:00 AM May 21st via web
  8. When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing. 5:32 PM May 17th via web
  9. Too much is never enough. 10:46 AM May 16th via web
  10. I don't think the phrase "he terminated his dribble" gets nearly the laughs it deserves. 9:13 PM May 7th via web
  11. The big problem with stupidity is it can't be seen in a mirror. 10:39 AM May 7th via web
  12. I wish more people had posted photos of the Super Moon on Facebook. 11:35 AM May 6th via web
  13. "Do you have a loving relationship with an inanimate object?" Thank you for asking, Craigslist ad, but it's none of your business. 5:12 PM May 2nd via web