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  1. @Stewie Imposter!
  2. @briangriffin Hi Brian, have you got any Cool wHip?
  3. Invites you all to pLace tonight. Hottest spot in town!
  4. Excellent, my Time machine works. I have successfully advanced to 2009, I can only hope that in this future Lois no longer exists.
  5. Interesting day today, Rupert and i are considering adopting a companion cube.
  6. My new years reasolution, Kill Lois!
  7. HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha. Happy new year Roadents!
  8. I can't believe Apple has not contacted me about staring in an iPhone commercial, after my iPod commercial success.
  9. www.stewielive.com - Visit my website or i will be forced to destroy you!
  10. What the Deuce? Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!
  11. Why does that man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me.
  12. Today Peter is taking me to a ball game. Personally i would rather stay home and complete my death ray, but he is a persistant fat man!
  13. Aha! So they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet!
  14. Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
  15. I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
  16. And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find
  17. It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight
  18. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
  19. She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m.
  20. Brian just urinated in his water dish, but its ok because i saw him drinking from the toilet thismorning.