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StewTheGreat

@MowtenDoo I did the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Twitter's way better this way. 10:48 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to MowtenDoo
TextDeviantart Blossom from Powerpuff Girls in her underwear and blushing. Not aged up, drawn in the show's style. A kindergartner posing in underwear. 1:35 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 23 others
TextDeviantart A drawing of Fluttershy in an apron. Supposed to read as 'sexy' because she's not wearing anything under the apron. Horses are always naked. 1:27 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 33 others
@jephjacques nakedalarmclock.com This usually works for me. 2:26 AM May 31st via web in reply to jephjacques
TextDeviantart A gallery literally filled with awful traces/minor edits of Lion King screenshots. 11:04 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 11 others
dudehugs that knowing glance before we both turn our heads back to the sunset on the horizon and we just keep on driving into the rest of our lives 11:43 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 8 others
rare_basement what is the point of speaking when you can sit, arms touching, and exist 11:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 32 others
@MowtenDoo im gay 1:07 AM May 19th via web in reply to MowtenDoo
@JoeyWeber Me tooooooooooooooooooooo 12:33 AM May 13th via web in reply to JoeyWeber
JoeyWeber My ears say "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" 12:08 AM May 13th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat
So I just stumbled onto the pdf of the rulebook for Cadillacs and Dinosaurs The Roleplaying Game. I didn't know this existed. 8:45 PM May 10th via web
Horse_ebooks Sorry,. I didn t mean to scare you, but nobody promised this would be easy. THERE IS NO. SUCH THING AS EASY 3:35 PM May 8th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 1165 others
aRealLiveGhost WELCOME TO #THIS #LUSH #EARTH YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO RECEIVE #CRIPPLING #MENTAL #ILLNESS 12:59 PM May 6th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 65 others
aRealLiveGhost if you watch the world backwards it's about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. that's also what it's about forwards 2:30 PM May 6th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 618 others
aRealLiveGhost if you get an infinite number of streetlights someday one will flicker the morse code for "I love you" and someday one will mean it, too 6:19 PM May 4th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 30 others
Horse_ebooks 11 biceps and triceps in different states of tensing and relaxation. 3:18 PM May 4th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 196 others
aRealLiveGhost a business week lasts five days • a calendar week lasts seven days • a week with me lasts sixty eons 7:27 PM Apr 29th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 4 others
@nedroid A true friend would come over and split that pan with you. Or bake two pans. Whatever. 5:59 PM Apr 29th via web in reply to nedroid
nedroid Kissing is when you and your sweetie move your faces close to each other and you open your mouths and you scream into each other's mouths 3:43 PM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by StewTheGreat and 168 others
@boxerhockey But I call my mom all the time! Also I would freak out if I got extra stuff. As if my giant one of a kind poster isn't enough. 4:49 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to boxerhockey