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  1. Looking forward to a big turkey today, or as it's also known as, the Raiders/Cowboys game at 1 pm.
  2. For fellow cooks: you can multitask a Bumpit for cutting butter into your pie crust dough.
  3. We need a Golden Corral in San Leandro. Let's start an investment team. Julian is in, who else?
  4. This Tough Love guy on VH1 is a genius, but he must be stopped!
  5. Wondering how many gay teen boys will have their first kiss during New moon tonight?
  6. Another magical haircut from my cousin. See you the premiere of New Moon!
  7. Saw 2012 today or what is the price of two tickets to see a movie.
  8. Why were there so many Indian folks at Texas Roadhouse? They can't eat grandma.
  9. Can't wait for Full Moon Friday.
  10. Jon Gruden tonite on MNF describing a Browns linemen impregnating another player: "[Shaun] Rogers got very good penetration that time."
  11. niggas at skooo crack me up this niggga got cuffs n his pants and he sagggin... like wtf nigga make up yo mind! (via @babycakez919)
  12. Ken Doctor says that local news audiences are "up for grabs." You bet. (via @jeffjarvis)
  13. @jeffjarvis
  14. Why can't anyone on NBC say Bellichick's 4th down call was stupid?Not even the Raiders coach would make that call.
  15. Warriors announcer was talking about "spurtibility" ??? Is Wilt Chamberlain playing for them again?
  16. Just caught a guy looking at a middle-aged woman's buttcrack.
  17. Who gives their kids bowl cuts? San Leandro liberals.-
  18. I believe there's a corrolation between ugly kids and poor countries. Look at Haitian kids. Did Michael Jackson ever visit Bangladesh?
  19. If you want to be in the newspaper, light yourself on fire and the Daily Review will be there. Steal a million dollars and you'll be ignored
  20. I really think people with ugly kids secretly realize this.