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  1. @whet @kevinthepang @blipsman Pulled pork was only respectable thing I had at Honey 1, for story on dining on Western. Ribs were < mediocre. 6:37 PM Nov 20th from UberTwitter in reply to whet
  2. If you haven't read it, @ebertchicago 's one-star review of Twilight: New Moon is deliciously visceral. http://j.mp/CTlAI 4:15 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  3. So rather than run a lame-duck talk show, should Oprah follow the Palin path and step down now? 4:03 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  4. With Oprah out of the way, now * I * can be the richest person in Chicago. [Diabolical laugh.] First, I'll need a billion dollars... 3:33 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  5. So those Oprah exit rumors were true.... RT @Deggans: HuffPost and WABC reporting Oprah to end her talk show in 2011. 3:29 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  6. Omigod, now this! Canned pumpkin shortage, too! RT @davidbrummer: Does this mean there'll be a surplus of Cool Whip? http://shar.es/azMm9 12:27 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  7. Don't read next til you're seated, away from sharp objects. Ready? Kellogg's says Eggo shortage could last into new year http://is.gd/4Z36P 12:14 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  8. Wait, they made a movie out of a 'Twilight' book?!? 9:55 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  9. RT @Zulkey: weird coincidence that the ppl with the sex tapes are the ppl I usually wish didn't exist. 9:20 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  10. @whet @ericzorn Liked Glee at first, but souring. On balance I'll take 1st H.S. Musical. Thoughts in EZ's comments: http://bit.ly/4asX5H 9:01 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to whet
  11. Hard to beat apparently authentic wedding disaster footage, especially when it plays out so deliciously as this. http://is.gd/4YhlE 1:27 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  12. Not to make any unfair pop-culture generalizations, but Threadless' new Scooby Doo tee is sold out only in 2XL and 3XL. http://is.gd/4YgBe 1:10 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  13. E-mail solicitations I stopped reading: "Hello, NULL...." 12:45 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  14. The Trib end of Mich Ave was a lot better when Hammacher Schlemmer and, esp., the Rand McNally store were here. No offense to Payless Shoes 11:39 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  15. I think my inbox is trying to get a reality show. It's ballooned up to 766 items. 9:30 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  16. Have we been spoiled by spoiler alerts? Don't tell anyone how this dialogue ends: http://bit.ly/2OxeKI 7:52 AM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  17. @dansinker Sorry about that. Bad day. 4:14 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter in reply to dansinker
  18. Our fellow Chicagoan Larry Wood is up for a record fourth New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Win. http://is.gd/4XqNv 2:16 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  19. @Zulkey You're just eliminating the carrot middleman. 11:40 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to Zulkey
  20. @JulesAGray So Elvis was the one who tried to copulate with a horse? 8:31 AM Nov 17th from UberTwitter in reply to JulesAGray