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  1. @lphuskielove Blitzen was a tough kill, Santa had to track the blood trail through the snow for 5 miles! The elves field dressed the carcass about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @lphuskielove Oh no, Santa had all the reindeer taxidermied and mounted on the wall! about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  3. @lphuskielove So for "Chrimbo" does Santa give good kids toys and "bust a cap" on the bad kids? about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  4. I had to Google "Chrimbo"... I am sooooo white! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  5. Chrimbo? RT @lphuskielove @SteveNewlinJr don't talk to my english friends then; they like calling christmas chrimbo. about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  6. @lphuskielove Do you have Santa in Chicago? about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  7. Oh no, the gun is in the rack in his pick-up truck's rear window RT @lphuskielove @SteveNewlinJr you forgot that he also carries a gun. about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  8. Here in Dallas Santa wears a stetson!!! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  9. Gonna get colder later in week here in the "Big D" but at least it won't snow! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  10. Soccer is Un-American! Watch Football! RT @LucysPet Hey y'all. Watching soccer. Al-Ahli v Auckland City...Ahli was his favorite team *tear* about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  11. Ok, last time people! It's CHRISTMAS not XMAS! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  12. Whoa! *swirving to miss a deer running across the road* Hey, did he have a red nose? about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  13. I delivered some gingerbread men to the childrens hospital earlier... about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  14. Delivering the pecan pies we made to the various shelters around Dallas... about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  15. What? I'm sorry I wasn't listening... RT @cutefont I was talking to my daughter and she walked off. about 6 hours ago from mobile web
  16. Yeh, Eye Haight ghuys thaht kant spel ore seek good RT @cutefont .. don't I deserve to date a man who can complete a full sentence and SPELL about 6 hours ago from mobile web
  17. Was there an eclipse? RT @katmars Driving to work was scary. Near zero visibility coming through downtown Phoenix about 11 hours ago from mobile web
  18. I had to correct little Suzy, she drew a snowman with the carrot on the bottom snow ball not the top one... about 11 hours ago from mobile web
  19. *cough* Bullsh*t *cough* RT @cherokee_autumn Atheism isn’t a religion... it’s a personal relationship with common sense about 11 hours ago from mobile web
  20. Volunteer at the homeless shelter! RT @crazygem85 So my Xmas plans have totally crashed and burned. No idea what Im doing now :( about 11 hours ago from mobile web