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After an exhaustive 15 year research project, Morgan Stanley publish report outlining the difference between their arse and their elbow.10:02 AM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
Morgan Stanley publish report from expert stating that, "15 year-olds get twatted on cider and wank a lot".9:59 AM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
Old lady at bus stop submits report to Morgan Stanley stating that moon not made of cheese. "We had no idea," says M Stanley spokesperson9:51 AM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
Thought I'd found a rare 20p coin with no date on it. Turned out to be a new coin with the date on the rim and not on the main face. Phooey9:32 AM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
RT @Suw: Boing? That was supposed to say bling! - I like the image of bouncy jewelry.3:16 PM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
Fell asleep in the middle of the afternoon so probably won't sleep much tonight. See? I'm preparing for unemployment again!2:08 PM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
Losing one's job should be an opportunity for me to make some sweeping changes but I will probably end up just doing more of the same.10:18 AM Jul 11thfrom TweetDeck
