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  1. Threatening message left on bathoom hall of my High school http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148... don't have a joke to go with it.
  2. RT @NeilDiamond: Have a great Thanksgiving, y'all! After all the food, I'll be sending my tweets as the fat Jewish Elvis (with a chartin ...
  3. @AndyMilonakis http://stevejerman.com/andy...
  4. I liked the design of this Uber brand pretzel so I kept the package http://www.pretzelhausbaker... Now I'm throwing it away.
  5. Gmail is slow, bet it is everyone one getting ready for their 5 day weekend #corporatefools
  6. @THEHOTELCHELSEA Uh . . this one . . .http://www.youtube.com/watc... . . . . just kidding
  7. I got totally out of hand and put a couple of my candied pecans on the boxed mix of raisan bran muffins. One of the better highs i have had.
  8. Montana has perhaps the most cool-ass new US Quarter - the Cosmic Steer as I called it. The old Okeefe Icon. It's what's for dinner. #beef
  9. @Bill_Frost This makes Mormons look almost Exciting, #WTF
  10. I'm getting dangerously close to 400 followers, many of them actually not whores.
  11. Don't think i understood then http://bit.ly/6NPDTT But I guarantee I understand now.
  12. They say real Guiness has some kind of hard Liquorice in it . . . I hope you haven't caught on — well it's 5pm EST, blame that Steve Jerman.
  13. Now Tyler is ripping me off. He was just drinking a beer on his show! #sorrydudeyouwillneverbeascoolasmegocountyourmoney
  14. I would never bar my employees from sending out social communications from work, I'd just give them a limit. Teach them to edit their asses.
  15. Last night of Patterson Hood's Caledonia Residency http://www.archive.org/deta... Rock Night @drivebytruckers
  16. @AspergersComm I am doing it. Blame, blame, blame.
  17. @BenWinslow Paycheck? what's a Paycheck?
  18. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ...
  19. @jdnorton What about bumperstickers that can be modified to read IN'N'OUT URGE are they still giving those out?
  20. @wickenden Tell me 140 character was Wave is? (I got one already.)