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  1. Watched "Seven Pounds" last night. Still suffering from gut-wrenching, cubozoan-induced depressiion, ........ with a hint of self-disgust.
  2. How is that Apple can make such a brilliant phone yet have no idea how to manufacture a bloody battery? #fb
  3. @MrsStephenFry Ann Widdecombe demanding a rematch? #mrsfryadvent
  4. Youngest daughter due to perform solo in school Xmas concert tonight, but too ill to go in this morning. Miracle cure for migraine anybody?
  5. RT @pc_pro: RT @PaulOckenden: Always be aware of subject line truncation on mobile devices when sending emails - http://twitpic.com/rp0bo
  6. Why is TV in my GP's surgery showing a news item about policeman killed in Cumbrian floods paired with a photo of Nick Griffin looking smug?
  7. My #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: "x-factor", "singing", "terror" What an apt combination: http://w33.us/1pcv
  8. @BradLoughton My entire life is now devoted to exposing X-Factor for the sham it is. By "entire life" I mean the next 2 weeks.
  9. Either Cowell is being dishonest or he really can't hear how out of tune Danyl is at times. If the latter, what is the point of him? #fb
  10. Totally unfair. Somebody appears to have stolen Lloyd's vocal cords while he was sleeping and replaced them with two bits of sandpaper. #fb
  11. @Gert If only.
  12. Stacey may actually be certifiable. #fb
  13. Someone needs to explain to Stacey the difference between singing loudly and shouting. And give her a metronome, for Christ's sake. #fb
  14. Of for goodness sake. If the British public can't hear that Joe is head & shoulders above the rest they should be deported to Belgium. #fb
  15. If the X-Factor contestants are now "giving it everything", what were they doing before tonight? #fb
  16. Will some one PLEASE put Lloyd on the waiting lists for a charisma transplant and a tuning gland. #fb
  17. Trying to identify reasons why Danyl makes my flesh crawl. Can't pinpoint it. Maybe it's the combination of strained voice and moobs. #fb
  18. Why is it so hard to keep hospitals clean these days? Years ago they were so spotless you could eat your dinner off the matron. #fb
  19. And again ....... http://bit.ly/3iz7RA
  20. Just when you think you've reached the point where you're beyond being shocked by crass marketing http://bit.ly/x16uI