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Stetheridge

  1. "There's dust under your couch." - bouncy balls. 4:54 PM Jun 1st via web
  2. I made a drinking game for the National Spelling Bee finals tonight. es.pn/KNw2ax 3:08 PM May 31st via web
  3. This is America. twitter.com/Stetheridge/st… 9:51 AM May 31st via web
  4. I wonder if any girls have ever thought to stand in a line with friends and take a picture. 9:02 PM May 29th via web
  5. "Well, now how's this supposed to work?" -- guy trying to crucify an eel. 8:48 PM May 29th via web
  6. If anyone's curious how many kiwis can fit in Cameron Diaz's mouth, the answer is fourteen. 8:27 PM May 29th via web
  7. James Harden's chin looks like it's giving birth to Don King. 8:09 PM May 29th via web
  8. Is there anything better than a compliment from a stranger? Other than, y'know, not actually having to talk to a stranger? 2:33 PM May 29th via web
  9. Hate when you take a bite of delicious sweet corn but then suddenly realize you picked up a pigeon instead. 3:46 PM May 25th via web
  10. Secret to the perfect kiss: Just put your mouths together and start yawning. 2:37 PM May 25th via web
  11. "Oh. A hemp ring?" - girl Jack Johnson just proposed to. 2:28 PM May 25th via web
  12. @ESPNPlaybook Yeah, every time I try to load the site I just get something for "naked pilgrim tickle fights," which is actually better. 7:06 AM May 25th via web in reply to ESPNPlaybook
  13. Siri, are you even paying attention? Morpheus said he doesn’t want hot gazpacho! 4:47 PM May 22nd via web
  14. Hey, just throwing it out there, not a single Banksy work has appeared since Thomas Kinkade died. 3:59 PM May 22nd via web