StephensSimon
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"Why does a Surrey girl's wrist ache the morning after an orgy?........
All the thank-you letters."
5:49 AM Jun 2nd
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I once sat next to Jeremy Hunt at a dinner. He told me the following joke....
5:49 AM Jun 2nd
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@ are we allowed to include, for example, PYRENEES
7:19 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to samuelmcadamson
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@ ditto Vanishing Point's INTERIORS
7:18 AM Jun 2nd
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This is quite good - but you've probably already seen it
5:12 AM Jun 2nd
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Farting is good for your health - It helps propel fecal matter out of the colon. It's also a sign of good core strength.
10:17 AM Jun 1st
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250 million years from now, all of Earth's continents will merge again to form "Pangea Ultima."
9:17 AM Jun 1st
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The U.S. Air Force research laboratory contemplated making a "Gay bomb," a weapon that would induce homosexual behavior when dropped.
1:17 AM Jun 1st
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As an admirer of @ and you'd like our interview with them at .Writer meets Actor, fun ensues.
9:40 AM May 31st
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@ THE RED HOUSE is like a reminder of the complications and beauty of what it is to be human. It keeps making me cry
8:14 AM May 31st
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Trying to read back page of someone's paper on train. Could swear it says England call for Jordan Henderson. Memo to self: book eye test ...
3:19 AM May 31st
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We're not going to prolong the agony much longer. The sun's gone, so UK folks can spend the w/e indoors with & @.
3:35 AM May 31st
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Thrilled to announce that Morning, new play by @ will be @ dir Sean Holmes perf by Lyric Young Company
5:21 AM May 31st
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Looking forward to telling doctor to leave scabs alone.
2:44 AM May 31st
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Good luck to all A Level Drama students out there today. We wish you all luck and can only say PUNK IT UP!! Let us know how you get on. X
1:40 AM May 31st
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RT @ If you haven't yet, have a read of this open letter to Creative Scotland by David Greig:
1:17 AM May 31st
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Fiona Shaw to star in Howard Barker's Scenes From an Execution at NT. Oh yes, yes, yes.
1:16 AM May 31st
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Well everyone seems to have enjoyed the story so far,stay tuned for updates on the rest, you've only seen the first 3 chapters
12:01 AM May 31st
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@ Morning Mark. I've no idea if you know of this/have seen it or not. The mighty Mr.Scott. Any chance of RT?
12:05 AM May 31st
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@ Mr.Moffat. I've no idea if you know of this/have seen it or not. The mighty Mr.Scott. Any chance of RT?
12:03 AM May 31st
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- Name simon stephens
- Location E3
- Bio I am a playwright. I have three children. Three children. Fuck. I live in the East End and ride a bicycle.
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