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StephenPugh

  1. Branson, seriously why do you need so many hotels. Do people actually come here?
  2. I would eat way more late night fast food if the window in my car worked.. so thank god for shitty cars.
  3. Hello daybreak, its been a while.
  4. All my friends seem to drunk for it being before midnight.. weak sauce..
  5. Time for some #erniebiggskc I'm bartending and its $1 pbr and $3 any whiskey.. This is not a request for you to come, this is a demand.
  6. how do these bots keep hacking my twitter. maybe i should change my password to something other than password123
  7. So, cabin in the woods. It was almost like I had a boner for 2 hrs and the bitch couldn't make me cum.
  8. Popcorn is such an american food. You can eat a shit ton of it and never get full. Its eating just for eatings sake.
  9. Most of time I forget I have twitter. #sorryboutyourbadluck
  10. @ssnpants13 #fucksusan and her opinion on #boysclub occupation of the porch = sucess
  11. Advertisers putting hashtags in their ads is getting #annoying
  12. Snuggle the bear from the laundry soap is creepy as fuck.. who comes up with a mascot like this.
  13. Today was a beautiful day.. so of course my friends are all drunk before they got to the bars.
  14. Watching "drive"... what's the deal with the 80s cinematography.
  15. "We need to turn around"........(time elapses) "are we going the wrong way?" "yes."
  16. I got two tickets to the GUN SHOW... also, my arms will always be to small to make the joke. so I was being serious about having tickets
  17. She thinks my tractors sexy..... really? How many people really can relate with wanting to have sex with a peice of farm equipment?
  18. "I like the dressing on that salad, it tastes like candy."
  19. To fat Tuesday, or to not fat Tuesday.. that is the question.
  20. Well throw out a flag and push me back ten yards, because I'm holdin!