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I am freaking cold! The heat is broken. Need a new heat pump. Hopefully they will be installing it tomorrow.about 24 hours agofrom UberTwitter
And if you run a stop sign, forcing me to stop in the middle of the intersection and wait for you, do not wave at me and smile!9:52 AM Dec 9thfrom UberTwitter
Did thanksgiving cooking today since I have to work tomorrow. I am happy to report that the tofurky was good, but my vegan gravy was lacking7:30 PM Nov 25thfrom UberTwitter
I did it. I bought a Tofurky yesterday. The preparations for my first vegetarian Thanksgiving are well underway. I'm really excited.6:55 AM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck
If you know me and see me out and about, do not run up behind me and grab my shoulder. My first response is to attack. I can't help it.9:31 AM Nov 17thfrom UberTwitter
I wish I'd worn a jacket. I thought it was supposed to be 70 and sunny, not 64 and cloudy. Stupid weather app.9:11 AM Nov 17thfrom UberTwitter
Just spent 10 minutes disecting a pomegranate. A lot of effort for a bowl of edible seeds.6:50 PM Nov 16thfrom UberTwitter