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  1. my interview with rushkoff on the evils of corporations was interesting. but not as interesting as sierra mists's ability to quench thirst!
  2. even critics of the guns in bars law have to agree - it'll definitely decrease the number of bar room fist fights
  3. i'd really tweet in detail about how mad i am at keith olbermann if his name didn't take up so many of the 140 characters
  4. remember to watch michael and michael have issues. premiering tonight at 10:30 on comedy central. i'll have issues with you if you dont
  5. baseball would be much more enjoyable if all the teams were only all-stars.  Get on that, MLB
  6. i can't wait for high def tweets, so strangers' inane ramblings can be crisper and more lifelike
  7. president obama named a surgeon general. so sad that he couldn't resolve the healthcare debate without resorting to military force
  8. hey salinger, i thought of another one: raise high the roof beams - carpentry for dummies
  9. congress would definitely find a way to pay for healthcare if everyone was insured by AIG
  10. were the republicans pandering today when they moved to recess the sotomayor hearings for siesta?
  11. "cranapple" is cran with apple, and "crangrape" is cran with grape, but what the hell is "cranberry?" cran mixed with halle berry?
  12. why does X always get to mark the spot? i bet Q would like a turn
  13. tune in next week for a colbert report special report: looking back at remembering remembering michael jackson
  14. every night at midnight my copy of "USA Today" turns into a lie
  15. what exactly did paul krugman's ancestors do? sell krug?
  16. i believe michael jackson's moon-walking was faked on a soundstage in arizona
  17. had very restful 4th of July break. nothing relaxes me like things blowing up.
  18. i'm doing special episodes next week -- exact reproductions of shows i've already done
  19. how come nobody climbs valleys? seems easier
  20. i miss flying with the thunderbirds. all the vomiting made me hit my goal weight