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  1. @green_shoes no way! Must get tickets! #norahjones
  2. Love love love Norah Jones new cd. #thefall
  3. @spiralgypsy trust me, we're going to miss you to death! Maybe I should make a cut out of you like we had of Edward Cullen at bunco...
  4. @Techeez my husband has sprint and it's nextel- def the worst service EV. I rather yell into a cup on a string.
  5. @battyhead of me (like, my avatar?) I think my husband would've liked for me to make that sticker permanent.
  6. stalked down a few more peeps for rsvps. Does rsvp mean Really Savory Vanilla Pies? I really thought it meant "call me, YES OR NO"
  7. @Techeez I've been a customer for nine years. NINE. My complaint is always the same- crappy ass customer service. Not bad phone service.
  8. Cookies gone #OOC, stage 1 http://tweetphoto.com/6508313
  9. Patrick at the 485 location saved the day- but verizon still blows hard. My contract dissolves 7.8.10 and I will get a pretty iphone.
  10. @ScottHepburn on my way there
  11. Can't even switch yet, all of verizon's fucking penalties!!!!!!
  12. Verizon wireless customer service is NONEXISTENT.
  13. Fuck verizon.
  14. @badnabes get in car, go to store, buy a pie. Win win.
  15. My absolute favorite. Tchaikovsky. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hujuq
  16. @JustinHaugens there was no curb. Sat there, got out, looked, didn't see anything under, no marks on either, but definitely a crunch. Oops!
  17. Braces after, red and green. Of course. http://tweetphoto.com/6488100
  18. listening to "Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby" ♫ http://blip.fm/~huj1c
  19. Speaking of driving-Pulled into a parking spot. Heard crunch. Not sure if I ran something over or hit car next 2 me. No marks, thoughts?
  20. @kokomodianne Glad I passed on the h1n1 now. When your child suffers from seizures, you don't play vaccine roulette. @mikemcbride9