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StatusStalker

  1. Killed it! fb.me/1FZ9uRLjg 7:41 PM Jun 1st via Facebook
  2. If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean. 2:01 PM Jun 1st via Facebook
  3. If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a bottle of booze rather than a milk carton. I want fun people to find me. 12:45 PM May 31st via Facebook
  4. I'd say half my life is spent looking at my phone and the other half my life is spent pretending I'm not looking at my phone. 7:17 AM May 31st via Facebook
  5. And it has begun fb.me/1Hsp5mXxA 8:27 AM May 29th via Facebook
  6. They should invent an alarm clock that if you hit the snooze button more than 3 times it automatically calls in sick for you. 8:10 AM May 25th via Facebook
  7. "Where dey do dat at" - "What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort." fb.me/1HE0RdQoC 9:47 AM May 24th via Facebook
  8. Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!! 9:43 AM May 24th via Facebook
  9. I replied to your event invites with "maybe" because there wasn't a box for "I haven't seen you since high school, leave me alone." 10:52 AM May 23rd via Facebook
  10. funnyordie.com/articles/8ae55… fb.me/20xEm0Euu 11:24 AM May 22nd via Facebook
  11. The truth about t3h interwebz fb.me/1TN8fISaG 8:01 AM May 21st via Facebook
  12. I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/14k0n6lOI 10:07 AM May 18th via Facebook
  13. A good reason to never leave your house fb.me/I778CjOf 11:11 AM May 17th via Facebook
  14. Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. 11:10 AM May 17th via Facebook
  15. MARRIAGE: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever. 8:22 AM May 15th via Facebook
  16. Just ban all marriage, then everyone wins. 9:19 PM May 8th via Facebook
  17. It's so crazy how being tickled can go from fun to torture in a matter of seconds. 2:30 PM May 8th via Facebook
  18. You never think of yourself as a stalker until it takes 50 back button clicks to get back to where you started. 12:29 PM Apr 27th via Facebook
  19. My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident 11:45 AM Apr 27th via Facebook
  20. "There's only one way to stop seeing so many Instagram photos on my news feed" - Mark Zuckerberg (I hope) 2:17 PM Apr 9th via Facebook