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Staticdefender

  1. I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson... Wait, no, that just makes me sound rascist.
  2. Is going to die if she don' see her boo soon. =[
  3. I wish I were at home right now.
  4. I don't mind your body right now. I'm on my way to the party right now.
  5. What ever would I do without my friends to help me along!?
  6. Going to the beach means not going to church.
  7. @skimtheocean What an awesome video.
  8. What's with all the jugglers?
  9. Music from last.fm + cleaning = success.
  10. @itswendylou Yeah, I'm a little woozy but not too bad.
  11. I wish I had a snuggie.
  12. She says that feet are like groddie deformed hands, but if we walked on our hands, they would be like groddie deformed feet.
  13. The Bugbear of stupidity is stealing my chickens.
  14. @itswendylou, What a publicity stunt!
  15. @itswendylou and I are holding @Donmak 's sweater hostage!
  16. Ev'rybody's talking about ministers, Sinister, Banisters, and canisters, Bishops, Fishops, Rabbis, and Pop eyes, Bye, bye, bye byes
  17. Your moves are like being caressed by a natural yogurt.
  18. I can't quite wrap my mind around how great my mother is at Mario cart. Its quite frightening actually..
  19. Ben folds is my lover.
  20. Hello starshine! The Earth says 'Helllllo!'.