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Stans_Dad

  1. I mean, I held a door open for a guy once, but everybody experiments in college. 4:30 PM Jun 1st via web
  2. I flirt so much on Twitter I've forgot what team I play for. 4:29 PM Jun 1st via web
  3. Saw a cake that said "Happy Birthday America". I'm sorry, but if you get America's birthday wrong you can just get out. 5:17 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. A crackhead told me I have a really great nose. I'm sure he was thinking about how much cocaine he could snort if he had my nose, but still 10:54 AM May 27th via web
  5. Just bought L'oreal No Tears Shampoo. No tears my ass, shit was like acid. 3:08 PM May 20th via web
  6. Seriously though, what is the stock market. 3:03 PM May 20th via web
  7. Haha science, you cheap whore. 7:53 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Sorry I haven't been tweeting lately kids. Just realized my type writer wasn't hooked up to the internet properly. 6:00 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. 11:38 AM May 4th via web
  10. My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person. 2:53 PM May 1st via web
  11. Each and every one of my tweets make me laugh. I couldn't give a shit less if you laugh or not. 2:51 PM May 1st via web
  12. @OsoYoureSpitter sorry about that spitster. hope your exams are going well. 10:48 AM May 1st via web
  13. Why Scar from Lion King is the best villain of all time. twitter.com/Stans_Dad/stat… 10:48 PM Apr 30th via web
  14. of course I'm not very clever anyways. 10:36 PM Apr 30th via web
  15. Took me a minute to get this... twitter.com/Stans_Dad/stat… 10:35 PM Apr 30th via web
  16. @RoschPointOh That damn wizard alien. we have a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat turd in the punch bowl. 10:26 PM Apr 30th via web
  17. @Jordamus_Prime you're too kind. 10:08 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Jordamus_Prime
  18. Saying you can still be friends after a break up is like saying "hey your dogs fucking dead but you can still keep it" 7:22 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. BREAKING NEWS: 3 Car Wreck In Mexico, 147 Dead. 2:04 PM Apr 22nd via web
  20. April 22, 2012 #EarthDay. Founded 1970. The year after we walked on Moon, looked back home, & discovered Earth for first time. 1:27 PM Apr 22nd via web