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  1. @meetingguy Settle down, brah. This can't be good for business. 7:05 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  2. Damnit, Stan, think outside the box. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. What would Dennis Rodman do??? 3:49 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  3. Once dumped a hottie because her peanut allergy meant no Chick-Fil-A. (They use peanut oil.) There's tons of chicks, but only 1 Chick-Fil-A. 12:04 PM Oct 23rd from web
  4. Kristin Davis from Sex and the City is my second cousin. She says SJP is a real sweetheart which is why I don't make horseface jokes. 11:30 AM Oct 23rd from web
  5. So I think you have a sense of what makes me tick: Matrix, 311 and chicken. If you think we'd click, DM or @ me some pics. No fatties. 11:25 AM Oct 23rd from web
  6. @meetingguy Was he the blond dude in Fargo who was the Russian in Armageddon? He is on twitter? THAT DUDE RULED ON ENTOURAGE TOO. 11:19 AM Oct 23rd from web in reply to meetingguy
  7. So tired of people dissing 311. Just because you can dance and bone to something doesn't mean they don't have a deep message. SCREW O.A.R. 11:17 AM Oct 23rd from web
  8. HELL YES CHIK-FIL-A! Got Chikin? Not yet, cow bro, but SOON. Extra pickle BOO YAH. 11:14 AM Oct 23rd from web
  9. LORD OF THE RINGS SUCKS. Elves and crap aren't even real. But machine enslavement can and probably will happen within our lifetime. 11:12 AM Oct 23rd from web
  10. And Animatrix was kind of a waste of time but I am trying to remember if there was nudity. #matrix #nudity. 11:36 AM Oct 14th from web
  11. And some people think Matrix: Reloaded and Matrix, whatever 3 was, sucked, but they are totally totally totally missing the point. Big time. 11:34 AM Oct 14th from web
  12. I know that the Matrix is just a movie, but sometimes you see some freaky shit, and you think, what if it's not? 11:32 AM Oct 14th from web
  13. Are donut holes actually made with like, a whole donut and hole-puncher, or are they just lumps of leftover dough? I bet they're just lumps. 11:06 AM Oct 14th from web
  14. Taking clients to a Travis Tritt "climate change skepticism" concert. Louche said "if you can't close with Tritt, you ain't worth shit." 9:59 AM Oct 9th from web
  15. For once, the endless "add more value" incantations amount to something: my old job back - with a 25% raise! 1:30 PM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  16. Jamming @matisyahu and fiddling with my HD video camera - courtesy of @meetingguy's hot temper & Unemployment Compensation check numero uno. 7:02 AM Sep 17th from Tweetie
  17. A certain someone's alienated wife just left my crib. Crazy couple of days. 12:54 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  18. OH LOOK ITS THE SUN. I SOULDH TOTALLY GO TO SLEP. 4:14 AM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  19. Unemployment Day 5. My bathrobe's never smelled stronger. Glenlivet haunts every room in my condo. The dog is eating bacon. THIS is living. 6:49 AM Sep 10th from Tweetie
  20. Calling me at 2 AM to sing "Right On Track" karaoke is a hell of a way to apologize for being intolerable, @meetingguy. Nice one! 11:54 AM Sep 9th from Tweetie