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StanDoubt

  1. And now I'm finding little #mentallic 'offerings' around the house.... #tinfoilpoop @mentallictweets twitter.com/StanDoubt/stat…
  2. My mentallics started listening to Barry White. Now they're everywhere. #mentallic #babies #help! @mentallictweets twitter.com/StanDoubt/stat…
  3. Unfortunately she hasn't eaten for a week. #eurovision
  4. 1950: a war-torn Europe creates #Eurovision to pit Europe's finest singers against each other to find singing excellence. 2012: Jedward.
  5. Where can I buy this?? #eurovision
  6. But where's the trumpet? #eurovision
  7. I love this #eurovision
  8. Ukraine? Migraine. Oh yeah, I went there. #eurovision
  9. If this was X Factor, Louis would be wetting his pants. #eurovision
  10. Dammit, I thought clarinet guy was sneaking up behind him to hit him with it #eurovision
  11. If they ever have children they're going to die of shame #eurovision
  12. Found some alcohol #thankgod
  13. This is like X Factor when they bring out the over 25s. Good singers, but they missed their chance. #eurovision
  14. What do you call a collection of Maltese people? Maltesers. #eurovision #needchocolate
  15. Why's he wearing a driving glove? Because he's going to drive us wild. #eurovision
  16. 100 yrs from now, 'what destroyed the world's economy?' 'well they had this thing called eurovision...'
  17. Obv everyone is going to vote for Spain now for laughs. Cos it's funny to bring down a country's economy & maybe Europe's. 'LOL' #eurovision
  18. I think the subtitles missed a couple of 'na na's #eurovision