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  1. Supposed to reach 97 tomorrow. I thought Al Gore would have fixed this by now...
  2. @MauraNeill it's a love-hate thing. With the keyboard you don't have to resort to textspeak, (h8), but it also changes your curse words.
  3. Damn dog ate my one of my gold wedge sandals. Miracle he still has a fucking pulse.
  4. Julio! Bring Mommy a vodka! And chocolate!
  5. @HipMamaB I would never de-friend you...
  6. Why does my iPhone's predictive text recognize the word Borg (and even know to capitalize it) but not the word fuck? What the duck? See?
  7. Bad sangria+ stressful week = sleepy Stacy.
  8. Tweet, motherfucker, TWEET!
  9. Listening to stupid schmaltzy romantic music. Julio! (snaps fingers). Bring Mommy a vodka!
  10. Is it cheaper to go over on my minutes or my texts?
  11. Quite possibly the shittiest day since I became a teacher.
  12. I lack focus today. Very daydreamy. Come join me in my world...
  13. I love children. They are crunchy and tasty with ketchup.
  14. What's the point of getting a substitute if SHE DOESN'T DO ANY OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO GET DONE? Gah.
  15. Leaving lessons and instructions for tomorrow's substitute. HA! So long, suckers!
  16. WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP????? WHY???????
  17. I'm going to bawl like a little girl.
  18. I've teared up twice this morning and the inauguration is 4 hours away. Glad I skipped the mascara!
  19. Trying to get motivated to do a little cleaning.
  20. @GoonSquadSarah And HYDRATE, Sarah! Beer, water, beer, water...