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Srsim

Montre-moi ton dossier Téléchargements, je te dirai qui tu es. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Wolves in the Watch The Throne room. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@dayMdel plus4chan.org/b/co/src/13336… about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to dayMdel
La belle saison des douches froides. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Un inconvénient majeur des plages nudistes, ça doit être les coups de soleil sur les parties. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Si vous aimez Periphery et Tesseract, vous devriez aimer Skyharbor : youtube.com/watch?v=DdZGfJ… about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Horse_ebooks (using fingers to indicate triangular shape) SMELL SMELL SMELL GOOD NEW NEW NEW slice drink MATCH SPARKLER (thrown in air) STARS STARS STARS about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by Srsim and 1104 others
@quaigy C'est ça, c'est les gosses de Meshuggah et du core débile d'Emmure. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to quaigy
Je bloque sur un morceau de The Acacia Strain alors que je déteste d'habitude. youtube.com/watch?v=8rkqBh… (attention ça tâche) about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Goons_TXT [below mentioned creepy thing] i.imgur.com/Fe5Wk.jpg about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Srsim and 3 others
Goons_TXT [lol legos] RT Like four pages later, same dude posted a Lego man standing behind a doubled over Lego slave Leia. In a Lego Metal Gear. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Srsim
Goons_TXT I couldn't find the tv remote so I kept a pool stick by the couch to press the buttons. about 14 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Srsim and 10 others
@ShabeenLa Là normalement j'ai quelqu'un mais je te tiens au courant si jamais. about 15 hours ago via twicca in reply to ShabeenLa
I would if I could :( RT @peakscale: You'd never put "amazing in bed" on your personal ad. Now go remove "thought leader" from your bio. about 16 hours ago via twicca
@cynorrhodon Je suis chauve mais j'ai une queue de cheval. about 16 hours ago via twicca in reply to cynorrhodon
thelightcarrier Pas facile d'éditer des articles du TAG quand t'es chez tes parents. « Tu fais quoi ? C'est quoi "cumswap" ? » about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Srsim and 1 other
TrjBn Découverte fortuite du jour : le café à la grenadine, c'est hyper bon. Not trolling. about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by Srsim and 2 others
@DJPIE1337 @feelic @fibretigre @Me_Gizmo @Youloute @leyeti Well Why the fuck not. about 17 hours ago via twicca in reply to DJPIE1337
@mygrrhaine Apparemment. about 17 hours ago via twicca in reply to mygrrhaine
Pot de départ. On est à la prune et y'a un débat sur le blanchiment anal. Je vais aimer cette boîte. about 17 hours ago via twicca

Name Simon
Location Third rock from the Sun
Bio Rat de labo. Échecs épiques, presque-poésie, musique intense, rêves hauts et forts, occasionnelles agressions textuelles et majuscules accentuées. Avec toi ?