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SrmntRbn

FactsOfSchool You copied me and you got a higher grade. What the hell!? 6:23 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 2188 others
FactsOfSchool Homework: "Do me, do me." Internet: "Don’t listen to that slut." 7:37 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1912 others
FactsOfSchool "omg I just saw you on TV" "seriously what channel?" "Animal planet....." 8:36 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1346 others
FactsOfSchool When someone is looking at your baby pictures and they say "You were so cute what happened?" Bitch, I got sexy. That's what happened. 10:20 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1637 others
FactsOfSchool Whenever I pack for a vacation, I always feel like I'm forgetting something. 12:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1263 others
FactsOfSchool That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said. 1:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1275 others
FactsOfSchool My definition of a clean room: A clear path from my door, to my bed. 1:38 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1012 others
FactsOfSchool Walking around in circles while talking on the phone. 3:00 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1164 others
FactsOfSchool Police: "What's your emergency?" Me: "2 girls are fighting over me!" Police: "So what's the problem sir?" Me: "The ugly one is winning!" 4:00 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1145 others
FactsOfSchool Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro, and whenever he calls on you, just be like, "Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro." 5:00 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1353 others
FactsOfSchool I hate it when teachers say, "You think it's funny?" Obviously it is, if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing. 4:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1572 others
“@FactsOfSchool: "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."” about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Texting people at 11:12, making their wishes come true. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
FactsOfSchool That awkward moment in 2012 when everybody thinks they are going to die, so they live like theres no tomorrow & everybody ends up in jail :| 10:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1086 others
FactsOfSchool The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod. 12:00 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1658 others
FactsOfSchool Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag. Having 1 girlfriend and 19 chasing you is. 1:00 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1969 others
FactsOfSchool Dear phone companies, Please make it so all phones have the same charger. Sincerely, at my friend's house with a dead battery. 12:30 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1619 others
Twitter looks so boring on the outside; but once you sign in, it's like fucking Narnia! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
FactsOfSchool It's so hard to find a friend that's: 99.9% sexy 98% smart 97% sweet & 100% amazing. So don't you ever lose me . :P 2:30 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1152 others
FactsOfSchool You have 3 choices in life. 1) Watch things happen. 2) Make things happen. Or 3) Wonder what the hell happened. 3:44 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by SrmntRbn and 1521 others

Name RobinFat :D
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Bio Do you know what would be REALLY cool?! If I had something exciting to write for my Bio, but I don't. Yet, you're still reading. Bored too, huh? X))