SquatchyPants
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Bonjour, mon amis. Zere were so many sexy, sexy people aht DragonCon. Ah got so much tail. Moose tail, even.
4:39 AM Sep 8th
from twhirl
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Ah approof uv zees awesome webcomic:
1:24 PM Aug 21st
from web
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Anozzer shout out por Squatchy!
4:20 AM Aug 5th
from twhirl
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@ Oh mon cheri, Ah luff vous too. Keess meee. Keeeeess mee now.
6:47 PM Jul 30th
from twhirl
in reply to SurlyAmy
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Ah do not understand. Zey follow moi on Twitter. Ze cannot just write moi a tweet?
6:43 PM Jul 30th
from twhirl
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Would vous haff sex wiz zis shaved gorilla? Eef so, call moi, sil vous plait
9:23 AM Jul 29th
from web
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Ah had one of zeez as a pet once. When eet died ah flushed eet down ze toilet. Deedn't know eet was rare. Pardon.
6:59 PM Jul 28th
from twhirl
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ooooh, woke up wiz such a headache. Wat...or who... deed Ah do last night? Ah bonjour @
4:20 AM Jul 28th
from twhirl
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Ah am so popular wz ze ladies!
4:26 PM Jul 26th
from twhirl
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@ Ah am nossing eef not a gentleman!
4:25 PM Jul 26th
from twhirl
in reply to tkingdoll
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@ Bon soir Joshua. Ah mees vous et hope D&D goes well. Ah would like to deal you +12 heet points.
3:59 PM Jul 26th
from twhirl
in reply to tobascodagama
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@ no mon cheri. Eet was ze exorbitant long deestance rates. Ah steel theenk uff vous wenever Ah bang a squirrel.
3:58 PM Jul 26th
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in reply to DcTurner
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Et oui, zat chat ees passed out from exhaustion.
3:14 PM Jul 26th
from twhirl
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Oh bonjour! @ ees leeking me RIGHT NOW! Yum.
3:12 PM Jul 26th
from twhirl
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@ Ooh, mon cheri, you are so luffly in zat chapeau! Un day we shall make suhweet, suhweet mahnkey luff.
5:31 AM Jul 25th
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in reply to mandydax
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@ Zat ees strange. @ has nevah come early wiz moi.
6:04 PM Jul 24th
from twhirl
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Ze rezults are een. Ah shall keep ze chapeau and totally bang @ @ @ and @
12:37 PM Jul 24th
from web
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- Ah am trying on un new chapeau. Ladies?
12:19 PM Jul 24th
from TwitPic
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You know what zey say aboot men wiz big feet? Eet ees all true. Ah haff a "sighting" for you, @, oh bebe.
10:17 AM Jul 23rd
from web
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@ Ah am sorry for only now getteen back to vous, but ah spent mah Hump Day humpeen. Prettee much nonstop.
10:14 AM Jul 23rd
from web
in reply to brantwjones
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- Name Squatchy
- Location Heeden from view
- Bio Ah am a fluffy, French Canadian bipedal humanoid & ah luff you.
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