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  1. Bonjour, mon amis. Zere were so many sexy, sexy people aht DragonCon. Ah got so much tail. Moose tail, even. http://twitpic.com/gruek
  2. Ah approof uv zees awesome webcomic: http://www.abominable.cc
  3. Anozzer shout out por Squatchy! http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=8660
  4. @SurlyAmy Oh mon cheri, Ah luff vous too. Keess meee. Keeeeess mee now.
  5. Ah do not understand. Zey follow moi on Twitter. Ze cannot just write moi a tweet? http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=8582
  6. Would vous haff sex wiz zis shaved gorilla? Eef so, call moi, sil vous plait http://bit.ly/17cgqa
  7. Ah had one of zeez as a pet once. When eet died ah flushed eet down ze toilet. Deedn't know eet was rare. Pardon. http://twurl.nl/dypbjc
  8. ooooh, woke up wiz such a headache. Wat...or who... deed Ah do last night? Ah bonjour @sarahred http://twitpic.com/bw48r
  9. Ah am so popular wz ze ladies! http://twitpic.com/brd0z
  10. @tkingdoll Ah am nossing eef not a gentleman!
  11. @tobascodagama Bon soir Joshua. Ah mees vous et hope D&D goes well. Ah would like to deal you +12 heet points.
  12. @DcTurner no mon cheri. Eet was ze exorbitant long deestance rates. Ah steel theenk uff vous wenever Ah bang a squirrel.
  13. Et oui, zat chat ees passed out from exhaustion.
  14. Oh bonjour! @liz730 ees leeking me RIGHT NOW! Yum. http://twitpic.com/br194
  15. @mandydax Ooh, mon cheri, you are so luffly in zat chapeau! Un day we shall make suhweet, suhweet mahnkey luff.
  16. @dELYSEious Zat ees strange. @spiralarchitct has nevah come early wiz moi.
  17. Ze rezults are een. Ah shall keep ze chapeau and totally bang @chebutykin @carr2d2 @tkingdoll and @Tim3P0
  18. http://twitpic.com/bh4bj - Ah am trying on un new chapeau. Ladies?
  19. You know what zey say aboot men wiz big feet? Eet ees all true. Ah haff a "sighting" for you, @bigfootsightngs, oh bebe.
  20. @brantwjones Ah am sorry for only now getteen back to vous, but ah spent mah Hump Day humpeen. Prettee much nonstop.