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  1. @sqlschizo I just know you too well. :) need to get some sushi before you skip town again. :) I'll write you offline 2:20 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to sqlschizo
  2. @tjaybelt ya @sqlschizo can never remember my twitter handle. :) Even though i helped him come up with his. :) 2:10 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to tjaybelt
  3. @sqlschizo I'm always worried about you. :) 2:10 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to sqlschizo
  4. that was weird. first time I look at my twitter stream all day and @tjaybelt and @sqlschizo are talking about me? Very strange. :) 2:08 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  5. I've got a ticket to the #hadoop summit coming up in june hadoopsummit.org i can't go if you need a ticket to this let me know 10:29 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  6. @mrdenny @SQLRockstar no excuses. :-) not a real sql event without jaeger. :-) 7:14 PM May 18th via Seesmic in reply to mrdenny
  7. @SQLRockstar I highly doubt that. :-) 7:12 PM May 18th via Seesmic in reply to SQLRockstar
  8. @SQLRockstar how dare you not have jaeger. On the table. :-) 7:09 PM May 18th via Seesmic in reply to SQLRockstar
  9. @nodns You are implying @sqlrockstar stops drinking. :) 7:08 PM May 18th via Seesmic in reply to nodns
  10. @utahGeekevents is officially a 501c(3) with the Fed govt! Huge step a year in the making! :) 7:36 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
  11. When Perf tuning a query everything is relative. You would think a decrease of 22 seconds is good. Not this time. 9:25 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
  12. @craigber we would have to work out a schedule for the room. :) in 1 hour bursts or something. :) 3:02 PM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to craigber
  13. @denisemc06 I may be attending #hadoop summit looking into it right now 2:02 PM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to denisemc06
  14. @sunnyhunt oooh love the minibar addition. :) gotta have that shot after a tough workout. :) 1:34 PM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to sunnyhunt
  15. I think companies should put in anger/frustration rooms to vent safely when you have to deal with questionable code. :-) 1:27 PM May 16th via Seesmic
  16. @jdgonzalez 16 actually. :) 12:48 PM May 16th via TweetDeck in reply to jdgonzalez
  17. Dear Dev, yes pulling 600k+ rows across sql servers on every stored proc call will take time and resources. #justsaying :) 12:31 PM May 16th via TweetDeck
  18. I think it's a Mai Tai sort of evening. :) Too bad i have studying/work to do this evening. :) 3:45 PM May 15th via TweetDeck