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  1. @baghutch That's okay hutch I owe you like $500 dollars so i prolly desrverd iT! 8:38 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to baghutch
  2. @baghutch nm, i meant to say rob thomas + the grateful dead. 8:03 PM Dec 14th from web
  3. @baghutch rob zombie plays it safe by (as his namesake would suggest) stealing from the helpless living dead. 8:01 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to baghutch
  4. The cancerous malignant tumor is a pleonastic neoplasm (or neoplastic pleonasm) 7:59 PM Dec 14th from web
  5. @tomselleck69 With all that is going wrong in this day and age, i weep for joy that there are still brave souls who remember how to laugh. 7:52 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  6. @tomselleck69 terror-grade "hotsauce of mass destruction" has just ravaged the second taco. http://tinyurl.com/ybhsbkq 7:41 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  7. @tomselleck69 post-tacopolyptic New-Pork city! Veritas! Carnitas! Veritas! w/xtra "sow"er-ka-reem (tm). 7:33 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  8. The only thing i dislike more than working hard is partying harder 11:52 AM Dec 13th from web
  9. I have a rare disorder where I frequently hallucinate nonsequitur cutaways of confabulated nostalgia and kluges to advance my life-plot 6:21 PM Dec 12th from web
  10. @tomselleck69 didn't read that but saw that family guy is really funny #hammmmmburger! #themorbidambivalenceofrodneydangerfield 6:17 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  11. @tomselleck69 u have discovered a portal that allows u to sneak up on urself via > lightspeed circumnavigation ~ bill cosby in ghost dad 10:23 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  12. Encyclopedia Brown and the Bi-curious Ersatz Erection (aka The Curse of the Indiscriminate Phantom Penis) ~ R.L. Stein + V.S. Ramachandran 10:13 PM Dec 9th from web
  13. pleonasm--not to be confused with neoplasm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleonasm 1:07 PM Dec 3rd from web
  14. Its like the picture of dorian gray but its a picture of the universe 10:57 PM Dec 2nd from web
  15. Actually every example of irony Al-anus morrisette sings about in her 90's hit Ironic is ironic. 11:08 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. @tomselleck69 More like nascent schizophrenia diff. 8:12 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to tomselleck69
  17. @baghutch what the F are you talkin' 'bout man? 2:20 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to baghutch
  18. Imma Fugue salesman, imma sellin' Fugues. Can you fucking believe it?? Fucking believe it. 10:24 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. a Fugue 4a Funeral, a Fugue 4a Funeral... a Fugue 4a Wedding x/or a Fugue 4a Funeral. a Fugue to let your daughter slip away... 10:21 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. A Fugue for doin' hw, a Fugue for breaking up w/ur gf, a Fugue to kill your wife and/or a Fugue to tell your son you love him... 10:18 PM Nov 16th from web