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I disagree with Kay Jewelers "A kiss begins with Kay".... I would bet on any weekend night more kisses begin with Miller Lite !!! - Anon.
about 22 hours ago
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A synonym is a word you use ... ... when you can't spell the other one !!! - Anon.
5:11 PM May 31st
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President ... ... I am beginning to believe it !!! - Clarence Darrow
4:39 PM May 30th
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Clothes make the man ... it's true ... ... naked people have little or no influence on society!!! - Mark Twain
4:50 PM May 29th
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I put a dollar in a change machine ... ... nothing changed !!! - George Carlin
5:14 PM May 24th
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I tried sniffing coke once ... ... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose !!! – Anon.
4:30 PM May 23rd
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech ... ... every now and then she stops to breathe!!! - Jimmy Durante
4:09 PM May 22nd
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I have a much higher standard of principles than George Washington ... He could not lie ... ... I can ... ... but I won't !!! - Mark Twain
5:23 PM May 21st
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Women and cats will do as they please ... ... and men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea !!! - Robert A. Heinlein
5:09 PM May 18th
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Lead me not into temptation ... ... ... I can find the way myself !!! - Rita Mae Brown
4:47 PM May 17th
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You can observe a lot ... ... just by watching !!! - Yogi Berra
5:52 PM May 16th
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... and I will always remember the last words of my dear, departed grandfather, who said ... ... ... "A truck!" !!! - Emo Philips
4:00 PM May 15th
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Learn from your parents' mistakes ... ... use birth control !!! – Anon.
5:40 PM May 14th
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As a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When in a good mood it was blue...but in a bad mood ... it left a big red mark on my forehead !!!-J.Shaw
2:12 PM May 11th
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In the beginning there was nothing ... and God made light ... ... There was still nothing, but you could see lots better !!! - E. DeGeneres
5:12 PM May 10th
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I think, therefore, I am ... ... ... I think !!! - George Carlin
4:32 PM May 8th
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Have you ever wondered ... ... what year did Jesus think it was? !!! - George Carlin
4:09 PM May 7th
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At parties there are two types--those wanting to go home and those not. The problem...they are usually married to each other !!! - A.Landers
5:12 PM May 4th
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Don't even talk to me about love and romance ... ... at my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass !!! - Joan Rivers
5:20 PM May 3rd
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Never use a big word ... when a little filthy one will do !!! - Johnny Carson
4:29 PM May 2nd
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- Location Orange County
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- Bio The finest in Chrome plating & metal finishing
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